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... Traveling to Antarctica may prove inevitable.

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Do you like penguins?!

No.

Do you like seals?

No.

Let's see...er...do you like...Antarctic mites?

Are you genetically inbred or did you merely experience some sort of brain trauma which resulted in permanent retardation?

I'M NOT INBRED AND I'M NOT RETARDED, YOU FUCKER!

Based on that reaction, both are likely to be accurate.

Now run along. I'm busy.

Why the fuck else would someone go to fucking Antarctica? I was just asking a fucking question! I hope your cock gets frostbite.

I may be forced to go there to retrieve someone who can do her fucking job. Unless you would like to inform your wife she should tell her boss to do his.

Nah, I'm fine with him losing his.

~~Simpletons like you will be the first to go in the New World~~

Of course you are, but then that's 20 years of research wasted because one man is foolishly sentimental. Idiot.

You remind me of my old boss.

They let something like you into the workforce?

I wasn't referring to a genuine boss of mine, but YES I have been hired to a REAL workplace. I worked as a greeter at Wal-Mart once!

Better you than me.

Yes, it most certainly is.

I just got back from that hellhole. It's too damned cold there.

The climate is of little concern to me.

Must be nice.