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SPOILER ALERT. You don't make it sorry.

*Awkward!*

ooc: BTW I love you.

Riiiiiiight.

Is there something you have to say that's of any importance?

Yeah, I guess that's true-- Like, if anything happened to me and my dad.

But everything has been super peaceful lately so I don't think that could happen. Zazu would be proud of you though, cause he's always like you need to be prepared for the worst blah blah blah or something like that, I kind of stop listening-- But yeah, it's good that you're looking out for the kingdom!

With both eyes, my darling nephew.

I'd hope so. Only one eye would be weird.

Anyway, I think dad wants you to take me out sometime, you know, like... around. Zazu has to come though. Ugh.

Hhhn.

Zazu is your father's way of protecting you, Simba. What if something were to happen while you were out and about and Zazu wasn't there to tell your father? You wouldn't have him to... save you.

I don't need Zazu to save me! What is he going to do, scream at me until I'm okay? Zazu is stupid. I don't need him.

And I don't get what I need to be protected from anyway-- I'm the prince and everyone knows that and it's not like anyone's out to get me. Everyone's so paranoid.

Oh, I agree. You must have your paw on the pulse of the Pridelands, Simba - it's so true, how everyone feels like they need to worry endlessly about your well-being. After all, how can one learn, if one never gets the chance to make mistakes?

Yeah! I wanna be down in there with everyone! I want to see everything so when I'm King, I can help everyone. I bet there's tons of places even my dad hasn't been!

Wait, mistakes?

Oh, I'm sure I know of a few.

Perhaps mistake is too harsh a word. But you know, your father used to get himself into trouble all the time. Of course, our father never had to step in on his behalf...

...

Lets go somewhere, Uncle. Just you and me.

Oh, but Simba! If your father found out I took you somewhere without Zazu...

But then again, it can be our little secret...

Ye- yeah! Yeah, we'll keep it, just between us. He doesn't have to know and Zazu definitely doesn't.

So where are you going to take me?

Between you and me, nephew, Zazu never seems to be much fun.

Oh, I'm not sure... Perhaps we can see how the zebra are doing.

He's always a drag. Yelling and looking angry- Ughhhh.

Oh, really? Can I chase one?

I much prefer it when hornbills are seen and not heard.

Perhaps, if you're very good at being quiet.

Tell me about it!

Oh, yeah-- I'm a pro, Uncle. I promise, they wont hear a thing.