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Asshole squished my peanut butter sandwich.

Now that is unacceptable.

I know! I get here nice and early, put my sandwich in the fridge and come back halfway through the morning to eat it? And he put his heavy lunch box right on top.

The problem with that is you probably used invisible bread because he clearly didn't see the sandwich. Or maybe he's going blind.

Nah, he's just an asshole.

I had to lick the peanut butter off the baggie I put it in.

Now that is unacceptable.

I know! I get here nice and early, put my sandwich in the fridge and come back halfway through the morning to eat it? And he put his heavy lunch box right on top.

The problem with that is you probably used invisible bread because he clearly didn't see the sandwich. Or maybe he's going blind.

Nah, he's just an asshole.

I had to lick the peanut butter off the baggie I put it in.

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