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...awk-ward.........

Seriously, Pete, don't be a perv! Totally wasn't talking about that.

Dude... c'mon, I'm a guy. Guttering stuff is just my natural setting.

Do you know how creepy it makes you sound, though? Reminds me of those dudes that stare through the chain link fences at schools, offering the brats candy.

Ya gonna ask me what happened or are you gonna stay in the gutter?

Okay, I'll bite. *dramatically* OMG! What happened, Claudia??

Artie totally made me write sentences on a chalkboard like I was in school again! *pouts*

...okay, I actually do feel sorry for you there.

He was just grumpy 'cause I almost made the Warehouse buckle in on itself. See how mean he is to me? You do stupid stuff, too, and he never makes you write sentences. But you totally kiss his ass, too, and tell him how awesome his cookies are so I can see why he likes you best. *sticks tongue out*

I don't kiss his ass, I'm just awesome like that.

Hey, Pete, better watch out. Your already freakishly enormous head is getting bigger.

Nope. Still awesome.

Leena's gonna have to widen the doorways to fit your swollen head. That'll probably be bald soon.

*laughs and ducks out of the way*

*rolls his eyes* You're just jealous because I'm cooler than you.

Ya wanna have a cool contest? After the other Warehousites who's cooler? You know I'm gonna win, pops.

Uh no... I'm totally going to win.

Nu huh! I'm so gonna win.

You wanna make a bet out of it? Ya know I'm rich now, right?

Nope, no bets. Last bet I made majorly backfired.

Fiiinnnne.

Didn't want to take your money anyway.

Pfft. Not that you would.

Whatever.

ooc: a very unscientific poll has been posted. :3

That's right.

(ooc: LOL just saw it. Awesome, you rock)