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[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

Newborn babies:  living, breathing, pooping machines.

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[nextstop-adrian.livejournal.com]

He's pooping more than he eats!! *high and squeaky voice* I'm afraid he's pooping out his goddanm internal organs!!!! Make him STOP! *holding the baby a few feet in front on him* STOP CALEB!!

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*laughs* He's not pooping out his internal organs. If I had to eat the stuff he did, I'd shit my pants, too. Dammit, love, we need to quit fucking cussing or he'll be saying it front of your parents.

[nextstop-adrian.livejournal.com]

Good thing he's not wearing pants. *laughs* He's not going to be able to talk for a while yet, is he?

*the baby starts peeing right on Adrian and he almost drops him but catches him in time* UUEEW MAKE HIM STOP ADAM!

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*smiles and laughs* Not for a while. But just you watch. If the first word out of his mouth is fucker, I'm looking to you.

*takes Caleb from him* No peeing on your Da. You reserve that for Uncle Andy, you hear?

[nextstop-adrian.livejournal.com]

*laughs* His first world will probably be AHHH from all my screeching over him.


*cracks up* Be a good boy and remember to pee on him. *kisses Adam's cheek and Caleb's soft baby head* I love you both so much. Look at you Adam, with our son Caleb Andrew!

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*smiles and kisses his cheek* You just love him, one of us has to be the one that spoils him beyond belief.

*aims Caleb towards him* You mean my weapon of mass destruction? *smiles* I still can't believe how much he looks just like you.

[nextstop-adrian.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can handle that. *laughs* I call spoiling his big sister too!

*takes the baby with a fakes gasp!* He's a baby not a weapon!! *smiles* Especially since we don't share one drop of blood. I knew he was our son from the second I saw him though.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

And I get to find this out firsthand. Great.

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Just you wait. It's like... the worst thing in the world. It doesn't make sense.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

Miracle of life my ass.

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*snorts* You have no idea. And the thing is, he's adopted. So we actually WANTED him!

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

Yeah this was...a happy surprise?

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

In other words, it was happy after you realized that, "Hey, my life was bound to be over sooner or later?"

[nextstop-adrian.livejournal.com]

He's pooping more than he eats!! *high and squeaky voice* I'm afraid he's pooping out his goddanm internal organs!!!! Make him STOP! *holding the baby a few feet in front on him* STOP CALEB!!

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*laughs* He's not pooping out his internal organs. If I had to eat the stuff he did, I'd shit my pants, too. Dammit, love, we need to quit fucking cussing or he'll be saying it front of your parents.

[nextstop-adrian.livejournal.com]

Good thing he's not wearing pants. *laughs* He's not going to be able to talk for a while yet, is he?

*the baby starts peeing right on Adrian and he almost drops him but catches him in time* UUEEW MAKE HIM STOP ADAM!

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*smiles and laughs* Not for a while. But just you watch. If the first word out of his mouth is fucker, I'm looking to you.

*takes Caleb from him* No peeing on your Da. You reserve that for Uncle Andy, you hear?

[nextstop-adrian.livejournal.com]

*laughs* His first world will probably be AHHH from all my screeching over him.


*cracks up* Be a good boy and remember to pee on him. *kisses Adam's cheek and Caleb's soft baby head* I love you both so much. Look at you Adam, with our son Caleb Andrew!

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*smiles and kisses his cheek* You just love him, one of us has to be the one that spoils him beyond belief.

*aims Caleb towards him* You mean my weapon of mass destruction? *smiles* I still can't believe how much he looks just like you.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

And I get to find this out firsthand. Great.

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Just you wait. It's like... the worst thing in the world. It doesn't make sense.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

Miracle of life my ass.

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*snorts* You have no idea. And the thing is, he's adopted. So we actually WANTED him!

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

Yeah this was...a happy surprise?

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

In other words, it was happy after you realized that, "Hey, my life was bound to be over sooner or later?"