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It's so gross.

And everyone wants to tell you that it's necessary for survival if we want to mainstream. It is not true! Humanity will continue to believe that they know how we feed, so why not feed off of the willing?

Well... I guess it's always good to have it as an option?

It should never be an option, darlin.

Bill likes it just fine...

If he says he does, he has to be lying. No vampire in their right mind can like TruBlood just fine.

Well, maybe not like it, but... I dunno. *wonders why she's defending Bill*

He's probably trying to be a good example to other vampires. *she shrugs* Some vampires do that, particularly influential ones.

I think he just doesn't wanna hurt people. And that's not so bad.

Quite a few humans don't mind it. They find it erotic, even.

Well, yeah. He bites Sookie... *ew at that thought* But when she doesn't wanna, he has to drink something. So. TruBlood.

Pfft. There are clubs where there are donors. You can call out for them where I'm from.

Don't drink it then.

Oh trust me, I don't.

Had to do an opinion piece on the stuff, and well, let's just say that it's not going to run.

Why isn't it? Shouldn't the unwashed masses know what they're getting into?

TruBlood sponsors my magazine, chere. I can't exactly bad mouth them...much as I'd love to.

A slight conflict of interest then. What piece will being taking its place?

The benefits of visiting clubs that cater to the undead. [laughs]

I'm curious as to what you think of my little establishment.

Fangtasia is fang-tastic, cherie! [grins, aware of her horrid pun]

Tell me you're not going to print that. [He rolls his eyes subtly in amusement.]

[she winks]

Already have. Didn't you get the memo?

[Eric's expression cools slightly, his thoughts going back to Dallas.]

Unfortunately, I've had other more pressing matters to attend to lately. Perhaps you could send me a copy of the article so that I can devour it at my own leisure.

I forwarded one to your office, but I'll be sure to send you one personally. Perhaps I'll visit...New Orleans used to be my stomping ground, after all. [chuckles]