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Which Brat?

Serena van der Woodsen.

Oh, yeah, no clue who the fuck that is... I take it that is your brother or sister she spoke of? Not sure how that all works.

He's my brother. Despite our vessels, we're all regarded as 'He'.

Gotcha, well that sucks. Why did she call him that?

She was wearing a cursed necklace. Made her angry at everyone and everything. Thing is Remi actually thinks he is an asshole, when he isn't, and now he's upset that she's caught on to that.

Oh, that blows. I know how that rolls. Well, can he be swayed from thinking that?

I don't know. I hope so. I just don't get why he cares about that brat so much.

Don't they all care for here? I always hear about her around you guys, and that Dean and Sam you hang out with.

Yeah, they do. I don't see it. Then again, I don't care about Dean and Sam and all those other savages either.

Which savages would they be? *Smirks and points at herself.*

Sorry, kid. I'm not very fond of any human.

No worries, I get it. Not very fond of them either. Wasn't looking for any kind of buddy buddy vibe.

That's a relief. I don't do hugs either, so keep your distance.

Yeah, not into being hugged by most people, so no worries.

Good to hear. You might be the first mud monkey I can actually tolerate.

Yeah, I get the whole not liking and shit, but don't call me mud monkey. Unless you want me to call you feather duster, or chicken wing, or something...I am sure, with some thought, I could come up with something appropriate.

Are you sure you really want to be threatening me?

Listen, calling you a name is hardly threatening. And at this point, whatever. Just because you might have the upper hand, doesn't mean I will kowtow to you. Sorry.

I don't expect you to. You should just watch what you say to me. The last person who talked back to me was a hairless cat for a few hours.

I got bigger issues to worry about. I mean, you are being a might bit sensitive. But lording your power over me, anyone who does so, it doesn't fly with me. Have a good evening, Uriel.