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...what kind of apocalypse?

Well, it's not an actual apocalypse. But if you found out that one was going to happen in two days, what would you do?

Find a way to stop it, duh.

Supposing you couldn't? That even if you had like, superpowers or whatever, it was something you couldn't stop?

I do have superpowers. And I'd get help.

Wait. But I'm not planning anything recently.

RABBLE-ROUSER.

Well, you could be. And I wanna be prepared! And stuff.

--In TWO DAYS? ~~You think I could rly pull something together in that time, what a compliment :D~~ I mean SERIOUSLY, Dib, there's paranoia! But then there's-- Well. There's. Ah-uh. THINGS BIGGER THAN PARANOIA.

So you're saying you couldn't destroy the Earth in two days? [scoff!] So much for the mighty Irken Empire. I could probably destroy the Earth in a day!

If I wanted to. Which I don't. Just so that's clear.

Wait, huh, you want to destroy the Earth, YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE EARTH? NO! YOU CAN'T! IT'S MINE! [waves his arms, furiously] MIIIINE.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT! Gah, why can't you listen ever?

[fft, like Zim listens to anything you say ever] Tried to slip it by me, huh? Well, too bad, you stink! I know better! And I certainly won't allow that! IT'S MY JOB.

[flatly] Yeah, Zim. I'm trying to destroy the Earth. You sure got me on that one. Uh-huh.

I KNEW IT. I SUSPECTED IT ALL ALONG. Oh, this is SO NOT RIGHT.

JUST FOR THAT, I SHOULD DESTROY IT DOUBLE TIME, SO YOU CAN'T GET AT IT, NYEH.

[he touches his head, boggling at how Zim just induces idiocy in every conversation they ever have]

You know what, Zim? You do that. I'll just stand here and watch. [flicks his hand] When you get near an actual plan I'll stop you.

[LOOKS AGHAST] Like I would let you watch! And spoil EVERYTHING? Jeez, Dib, it's like you think I'm an IMBECILE.

[trying the silent treatment now, just because -talking- to Zim is giving him a raging brainache. But he still glowers like hateful whoa at the Irken.]

Really? Excellent.

...what kind of apocalypse?

Well, it's not an actual apocalypse. But if you found out that one was going to happen in two days, what would you do?

Find a way to stop it, duh.

Supposing you couldn't? That even if you had like, superpowers or whatever, it was something you couldn't stop?

I do have superpowers. And I'd get help.

Wait. But I'm not planning anything recently.

RABBLE-ROUSER.

Well, you could be. And I wanna be prepared! And stuff.

--In TWO DAYS? ~~You think I could rly pull something together in that time, what a compliment :D~~ I mean SERIOUSLY, Dib, there's paranoia! But then there's-- Well. There's. Ah-uh. THINGS BIGGER THAN PARANOIA.

So you're saying you couldn't destroy the Earth in two days? [scoff!] So much for the mighty Irken Empire. I could probably destroy the Earth in a day!

If I wanted to. Which I don't. Just so that's clear.

Wait, huh, you want to destroy the Earth, YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE EARTH? NO! YOU CAN'T! IT'S MINE! [waves his arms, furiously] MIIIINE.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT! Gah, why can't you listen ever?

[fft, like Zim listens to anything you say ever] Tried to slip it by me, huh? Well, too bad, you stink! I know better! And I certainly won't allow that! IT'S MY JOB.

[flatly] Yeah, Zim. I'm trying to destroy the Earth. You sure got me on that one. Uh-huh.

I KNEW IT. I SUSPECTED IT ALL ALONG. Oh, this is SO NOT RIGHT.

JUST FOR THAT, I SHOULD DESTROY IT DOUBLE TIME, SO YOU CAN'T GET AT IT, NYEH.

[he touches his head, boggling at how Zim just induces idiocy in every conversation they ever have]

You know what, Zim? You do that. I'll just stand here and watch. [flicks his hand] When you get near an actual plan I'll stop you.

[LOOKS AGHAST] Like I would let you watch! And spoil EVERYTHING? Jeez, Dib, it's like you think I'm an IMBECILE.

[trying the silent treatment now, just because -talking- to Zim is giving him a raging brainache. But he still glowers like hateful whoa at the Irken.]

Really? Excellent.

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l-lol sorry for disappearing on you last thread :(

dude, it's totes OK. Dib's noisy. :D

And Zim's -- quiet as a mouse :D

a green mouse. With a skin condition.

IT'S VERY SERIOUS, DO NOT JUDGE HIM ;-;

Yeah, they have telethons for people like you, Zim!

...Great, now he's looking up that word and trying to use it to appeal to the nation. GOOD JOB DIB

A Zim no-ears foundation telethon would be HILARIOUS.

And he could get SO MANY EARTH MONIES. And fans :D

Imagine the special guests. Dib would have to countertelethon Big Head Syndrome!

WHICH NOBODY WOULD WATCH, Zim insists, BECAUSE HIS SHOW WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER.

Babies have big heads. Therefore my telethon has cute babies. People LOVE cute babies. I WIN!

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l-lol sorry for disappearing on you last thread :(

dude, it's totes OK. Dib's noisy. :D

And Zim's -- quiet as a mouse :D

a green mouse. With a skin condition.

IT'S VERY SERIOUS, DO NOT JUDGE HIM ;-;

Yeah, they have telethons for people like you, Zim!

...Great, now he's looking up that word and trying to use it to appeal to the nation. GOOD JOB DIB

A Zim no-ears foundation telethon would be HILARIOUS.

And he could get SO MANY EARTH MONIES. And fans :D

Imagine the special guests. Dib would have to countertelethon Big Head Syndrome!

WHICH NOBODY WOULD WATCH, Zim insists, BECAUSE HIS SHOW WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER.

Babies have big heads. Therefore my telethon has cute babies. People LOVE cute babies. I WIN!

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