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And what is it that you've learned so far?

The people in hell have an incredible fondness for saying 'you have no idea' and then not elaborating.

Silk is apparently a popular clothing fabric.

And just about everyone acts like they've got nine inches of plastic fun crammed up their asses.

~~But no manners I see~~Well... some of them do. And for others... well it's a bit bigger.

I'm feeling nice today, how's about you show me the same courtesy. Might even be willing to answer a few questions for you.

That's another thing. Lot of people want rub salt in your wounds one day and then be your friend the next. What's the deal with that?

Some have short memories. Others are just assholes. Me? I think we just got off on the wrong foot.

Besides, if I'm gonna be stuck sharing with your ass for all eternity, I may as well learn to play nice.

Yeah silly me. I always get the wrong impression when people call me a plaything on first appearance and then join in on taunting me.

Think of it as initiation. A friendly hazing if you will. I got it too. Darkness, sometimes I still get it. Especially around those of them like Az

Eventually, we all learn to accept it. Or else.

Or else. Jesus, you sound like a villain from a Saturday morning cartoon.

*Jesus He flinches at the word, just a bit. It's one of the few words that's dirty in Hell. At least Joel didn't try to say it in Latin.*

I'm not kidding. I wish I were. Faith... *He pauses, careful in choosing his next words. If wrong they're liable to land him in the dungeons.* is very good at getting what she wants.

Suppose you were only half the douchebag I might have thought you were and suppose I might be able to manage not holding it against you.

How does she keep track of us?

I won't hold that chip on your shoulder against you, either.

It's not difficult getting the lower demons to spy for you when you're Lady Faith. She's got pull and they're always looking to get a leg up. But I'm guessing you figured that one out when she gated you right smack into her bed huh?

Zing. Looks like I'm not the only funny guy around here.

So I can assume that, while it's a bad idea, sneaking around is not completely impossible.

Far from impossible. If Faith didn't want you out of the palace, she'd have locked you up. Go find some trouble. If you get in over your head, just remember that her name will get you out of a lot of binds.

But you don't need too...

[[because I was told by another mun that you should have the irony!bird thrown at you]]

Don't need to what? Learn? Learn without thinking? I'm hanging by a thread here.

But threads are all you need to hang pretty tapestries.

Well a thread would be fine, providing you had something attached to the wall to hang the thread by.

But there are walls everywhere.

There are. It makes me feel sad.

Why?

The walls keep us in and make everything so dark, don't you think?