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[walks in]

Son of a bitch.

[follows]

AAHH FUCK.

[BREAKS THE WINDOW OF A FUCKING HUMVEE YEAH]

Awright. AHM DRIVIN.

[jumps in the passenger side]

WHERE THE FUCK IS SADIE?

I DUNNO BUT SHE BETTER GIT HERE SOON IMMA BOUT TO BUST SOMEBODY'S BALLS.

[just looks at him]

I think its time we got some Starbucks.

[drives with the car alarm going off]

AY KROOG THE ALARM'S GOIN' OFF MAAAN........

[TURNS ON THE RADIO REAL LOUD CARELESS WHISPERS PLAYS]

[CHANGES THE STATION

IT'S FLOCK OF SEAGULLS]

Turn that shit off.

[switches to billy ray cyrus]

[pulls out a gun and shoots the radio]

.............................

[car sputters and dies]

Sheet.

FUCK

[jumps out]

FUUUUCKK

Piece o shit.

[walks into another thread to find a place to sleep for the night]

[stumbles after]

i love everything you stand for