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Sulu? He's a good guy.

So I've heard! Of course, I'm a bit biased, since he's supposedly a male me.

Hikaru? Hikaru ees my best friend!

....You must be Chekov! [grins gleefully] I only know Polina. What's your name?

My name ees Pavel Andreievich Chekov! Zough, you may call me Pavel, miss.

[claps her hands together and bows, japanese-style] I'm Hikari Sulu. [zomg he is so adorable. and... more adorable. like she kind of wants to pinch his cheeks.]

So tell me about Hikaru.

Hikari... Sulu? Ah - ehhh... OH!

Are you related to Hikaru?!!!

....Kind of?

What do you know about alternate realities?

Hmm, da. Zere has been strange actiwity inwolwing duplicates of people for a vhile now...

Do you mean to say zat you are from one of zese "alternate realities?"

Zen zat vould mean zat you are... Hikaru? Ah! Zis is making my head spin.

Well, yes. Just like you're the male version of my best friend, Polina.

In fact, most of the Enterprise crew is female.

... You don't say?

....

[eyerolls]

Zat is just like Sulu. Rolling ze eyes. I do not know vhy, zough.

It's because you're predictable. [pauses] ...Also, male.

I'm really curious to know how similar we are.

[Frowns for a bit and then shrugs.]

Vell, let me think...

Do you like to fence? And do you like plants? And vhat about... antique veaponry? Ah - and you must be an expert chef!

Yes, yes, yes... and not so much on the last, though I've tried. I can make toast!

You mean my brother?

Hm, somehow I doubt that. I'm going to make an assumption that he looks a lot like me, only... male.

Another Sulu huh? Any good at fencing?

Psh, I'm the best.

I'm sure!