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I think you'd know better.

I do. Next door neighbor's man don't. But I got a smack anyway.

And may there be no mercy for his ignorance.

I stole Ma's camera and took pictures of him sexxing up a prostie. Well, two prosties in the back of his van. Gotta love a zoom lens. I hate vans. And then I gave them to my neighbor. Evidence is a girl's best friend. Forget that diamond shit.

He's gonna get jail time and a $3k fine. I told her to call the cops and give 'em the pictures.

...my dad said I wasn't a cop and that I shouldn't have done it and then smacked me. But he's an asshole, obviously.

Didja get caught?

Nope. The asshole did! But daddy gave me a smack anyway.

That isn't FAIR.

Nope, it's not, but I don't expect fair. Not from him.

But...at least you got your neighbor arrested?

Yeah. I saw the cop car slide by early this morning. I figure he won't be cheating on her anymore and he won't yell, neither, so it's worth a smack and no dinner.

Well good for you....y'hungry?

Yeah. I was thinking about getting a hotdog from one of those carts. I got a whole dollar and fifty cents. It's from the couch and what Ma gave me last week.

Mmmmkay. Or we could go someplace else? Y'know, victory celebration.