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What's wrong Capulet?
Your blood sugar down again?

*glare*
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Yes.

*sneer*

Do you want a sucker then? Or is your latest boy just not sweet enough when you get him off?

It's called PMS, honey.

That and a friggin' migraine.

I wasn't aware dicks had that time of the month.
Or, I suppose it doesn't affect you if you have a strap on...

I dunno about that.

There isn't! Not enough Pixie Stix, at the very least.

I'm more a chocolate, cake and ice cream kinda dude myself.

I had the best cake yesterday. Actually, it wasn't quite chocolate. It was a Red velvet cake with cherry pie filling and chocolate icing.

Holy shit! I want some.

If I could share via internet, you'd have your own half.

Awwww, you're too kind!

I can safely say that's the first time anyone's called me kind.

Hay, dude anyone who offers to share cake must be kind. Even if it's online cake.

Thanks.

I'm Theda.

I'm Troy! Nice to meet you and stuff, sugar lady.

Nice to meet you, too. If I find the recipe for the cake I had, I'll send it to you. It's my aunts own...thing. Well guarded secret. It might be a while.

Oh, dude, that's be cool. I'd make my girly make it, seeing as I suck so bad at baking.

No amount of sugar will make you sweet.