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[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

I'm the very best of distractions.

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[wilful-choler.livejournal.com]

*happy Theda is happy!*

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

Are you perhaps a maiden in need of distracting? *he raises an eyebrow, smirking a bit in her direction at the "maiden" part* Shall I juggle for you, or jape, or maybe buy you a slushee and whisk you off to my parents' basement to make out?

What does the prettiest girl in all the land desire on this bright day?

[thoughtherdead.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

*Oh. This might be a hard one. She's a bit of a piner and a brooder, rather a fixater*

Well, that depends. On just what exactly it is that you need distracting from. I must form my distractions in accordance to what the issue at hand might be -- how else must I best be prepared to give you the best distraction that you might possibly need?

*he beams at her*

[wiltquarrel.livejournal.com]

Care to prove it?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

*he gives a bit of an over-exaggerated pearl-clutch at that one*

How best would I go about proving this to you? That sounded very naughty.

[amagicalaura.livejournal.com]

...Kevin?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

*hell, why not? He'll be Kevin for a bit*

Yep! It's me, Kevin! *he smiles widely* Kevin I am, Kevin's me. What's up?

[x-twistedmind.livejournal.com]

Aidan, what are you doing?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

*and now he's Aidan -- my, what a busy and confusing like he leads! Puck smiles, shrugging a bit, trying to think like an Aidan*

Being distracting I guess?

[freakytwinthing.livejournal.com]

You are?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

Oh, I most certainly am!

Tell me, blondie -- what kind of things would you require distractions from on this day? *he grins, bouncing forward a bit, smiling at her*

[lovesanass.livejournal.com]

And the very worst.

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

From you, Titty, that's the best compliment there is.

[a-russetmantle.livejournal.com]

How do you mean, sir?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

I mean, that if there's a problem that plagues you, I'm quite good at coming up with a distraction to take your mind of your woes -- at least for a while.

Are you beset for a burden that you just can't bear any longer? Totting some troubles that are tearing you apart? I can help, for the span of a few hours at least.

[kingof-shadows.livejournal.com]

Truer words have rarely been uttered, sweet Puck.


Typist: Aaaw, look, they have matchy LJs :O

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

I generally utter only the sweetest of words. *he gives the man a big sunny smile* It's my whole MO.



ooc: They do! I'm playing him mostly as a teenage ne'er do well, but! Puck does find this gent intriguing. Especially when he's being complimented.

[wilful-choler.livejournal.com]

*happy Theda is happy!*

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

Are you perhaps a maiden in need of distracting? *he raises an eyebrow, smirking a bit in her direction at the "maiden" part* Shall I juggle for you, or jape, or maybe buy you a slushee and whisk you off to my parents' basement to make out?

What does the prettiest girl in all the land desire on this bright day?

[thoughtherdead.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

*Oh. This might be a hard one. She's a bit of a piner and a brooder, rather a fixater*

Well, that depends. On just what exactly it is that you need distracting from. I must form my distractions in accordance to what the issue at hand might be -- how else must I best be prepared to give you the best distraction that you might possibly need?

*he beams at her*

[wiltquarrel.livejournal.com]

Care to prove it?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

*he gives a bit of an over-exaggerated pearl-clutch at that one*

How best would I go about proving this to you? That sounded very naughty.

[amagicalaura.livejournal.com]

...Kevin?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

*hell, why not? He'll be Kevin for a bit*

Yep! It's me, Kevin! *he smiles widely* Kevin I am, Kevin's me. What's up?

[x-twistedmind.livejournal.com]

Aidan, what are you doing?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

*and now he's Aidan -- my, what a busy and confusing like he leads! Puck smiles, shrugging a bit, trying to think like an Aidan*

Being distracting I guess?

[freakytwinthing.livejournal.com]

You are?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

Oh, I most certainly am!

Tell me, blondie -- what kind of things would you require distractions from on this day? *he grins, bouncing forward a bit, smiling at her*

[lovesanass.livejournal.com]

And the very worst.

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

From you, Titty, that's the best compliment there is.

[a-russetmantle.livejournal.com]

How do you mean, sir?

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

I mean, that if there's a problem that plagues you, I'm quite good at coming up with a distraction to take your mind of your woes -- at least for a while.

Are you beset for a burden that you just can't bear any longer? Totting some troubles that are tearing you apart? I can help, for the span of a few hours at least.

[kingof-shadows.livejournal.com]

Truer words have rarely been uttered, sweet Puck.


Typist: Aaaw, look, they have matchy LJs :O

[offends-shadows.livejournal.com]

I generally utter only the sweetest of words. *he gives the man a big sunny smile* It's my whole MO.



ooc: They do! I'm playing him mostly as a teenage ne'er do well, but! Puck does find this gent intriguing. Especially when he's being complimented.