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I know. It's as though there are new ones every year.

*she sighs, shaking her head*

But it does seem as though there's an infestation of them this fall.

I think this class is doubled the size of the past few years. I keep tripping over then.

It's a shame that we can't just stuff them all in lockers and leave them to rot. That would clear up some valuable hall-way real estate.

Yeah but would completely kill the idea of locker expansions.

They really need to learn to stay the fuck out of the way.

They need to learn to stay out of everyone's way. Don't they have leashes?

Oh! Oh, I know! Shock collars! They all need shock collars and we need the remotes to them.

Yes! That's a fabulous idea! I wonder if I can sneak it onto the student council budget.

I will give you the money out of my own college fund. It's not like I'm going to be using it.

Oh? No higher education for you, Capulet?

No patience for it. Plus, with my record? No college will take me.

*laughs* Surely your family could change that.

With or without strings attached?

Fair enough.