Perhaps you should lie on your application and say that you're a starving orphan boy from Poorlandia who wants nothing more than some higher education. Can you make up a language real quick? And, you know, a country?
A country'd come in handy, for the interview, when they ask you about this mythical "Poorlandia" that you're from, since "Poorlandia" isn't a convincing name.
I'll be your king, if you like. *he winks at leland, taking a sip from his slushee*
Uh, yeah well I am a poor orphan, so it isn't exactly a lie. But I can't afford the time it takes to do college either. Maybe a night class or something.
But my brother is still in High School, and I want to focus on him for now.
...I make less than ten grand a year and support my brother. Yeah, I qualify. But it isn't just the money. It is the time and the energy. I just have more important things to think and worry about right now.
Perhaps you should lie on your application and say that you're a starving orphan boy from Poorlandia who wants nothing more than some higher education. Can you make up a language real quick? And, you know, a country?
A country'd come in handy, for the interview, when they ask you about this mythical "Poorlandia" that you're from, since "Poorlandia" isn't a convincing name.
I'll be your king, if you like. *he winks at leland, taking a sip from his slushee*
Uh, yeah well I am a poor orphan, so it isn't exactly a lie. But I can't afford the time it takes to do college either. Maybe a night class or something.
But my brother is still in High School, and I want to focus on him for now.
...I make less than ten grand a year and support my brother. Yeah, I qualify. But it isn't just the money. It is the time and the energy. I just have more important things to think and worry about right now.
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A country'd come in handy, for the interview, when they ask you about this mythical "Poorlandia" that you're from, since "Poorlandia" isn't a convincing name.
I'll be your king, if you like. *he winks at leland, taking a sip from his slushee*
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But my brother is still in High School, and I want to focus on him for now.
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A country'd come in handy, for the interview, when they ask you about this mythical "Poorlandia" that you're from, since "Poorlandia" isn't a convincing name.
I'll be your king, if you like. *he winks at leland, taking a sip from his slushee*
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But my brother is still in High School, and I want to focus on him for now.
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