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College applications? I can't afford college.

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No one can. That's why everyone takes out like fifty billion dollars in loans.

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Scholarships and loans are your friend.

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Perhaps you should lie on your application and say that you're a starving orphan boy from Poorlandia who wants nothing more than some higher education. Can you make up a language real quick? And, you know, a country?

A country'd come in handy, for the interview, when they ask you about this mythical "Poorlandia" that you're from, since "Poorlandia" isn't a convincing name.

I'll be your king, if you like. *he winks at leland, taking a sip from his slushee*

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College is such a waste of time.

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I don't think I'm going!

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Do you qualify for assistance?

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No one can. That's why everyone takes out like fifty billion dollars in loans.

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Scholarships and loans are your friend.

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[identity profile] offends-shadows.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you should lie on your application and say that you're a starving orphan boy from Poorlandia who wants nothing more than some higher education. Can you make up a language real quick? And, you know, a country?

A country'd come in handy, for the interview, when they ask you about this mythical "Poorlandia" that you're from, since "Poorlandia" isn't a convincing name.

I'll be your king, if you like. *he winks at leland, taking a sip from his slushee*

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College is such a waste of time.

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