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Practicing the patronus charm I assume? A Dementor is not strictly necessary you know.

I know, but I need something to take my aggression out on that no one would mind.

I see.

There are much more destructive spells than that which would be much better for that purpose. After all, one good Patronus charm would chase a dementor away.

I'm not looking to destroy anything, just . . . It's difficult to explain.

Still, a dementor is not a wise choice, as the one spell that saves you from its' kiss also ensures it will not be around you again any time soon.

It's not difficult, it's called being angry at something. There, was that so hard?

Yes, I am angry, but I don't think merely "angry" covers it. My brother has sworn to kill my lover, and to indoctrinate me into his ridiculous secret society by whatever means necessary.

I want to finally produce a Patronus so I can protect myself and Sirius in the event that my brother's "Dark Lord" sends Dementors after us, which he very well might.

*listens carefully, and thinks for a moment*

Why does your brother hate this Sirius person so? And would that secret society happen to have anything to do with green skulls in the sky and a certain Mr. Riddle who hates his name?

OOC: This will not end well. Also, I SO wanted to be all: STFU you, that's my great great *goes on for 10 mins* great grandson you're talking about LOL But she TECHNICALLY hasn't figured that out yet....although I may just pretend she has :P

Lucius hates Sirius because he views him as a traitor to his blood. Sirius is a Black, and of a very old (pure) lineage. So am I. And yes, it does. It all has to do with that rubbish.

Lucius Malfoy? *smiles* I've met him before, I found him a most respectable and charming man, from a good family too. He certainly has the right idea about things.

*unamused look and a scowl* The truth is hardly rubbish, what they are doing is a great service to the world. The fewer blood traitors and mudbloods around the better really.

If you think Lucius is charming, you're out of your mind. And this conversation is over.

Oh I'm hardly out of my mind, it's clearly you who is out of yours. But this conversation is indeed over, because I hardly wish to waste my time talking to blood traitors.

That's not the most practical thing to ask for.

No, it's not. I know. *sighs* I need something to practise on. Just waving my wand around at nothing and saying Expecto Patronum feels just plain silly.

[Waves his pointer finger in the air, slowly.]

Now that I might be able to help you with.

Oh? I would appreciate it a lot.

. . . I don't think I should use Kreacher as a stand-in. Even if he did tell me that he doesn't have to listen to me because I'm the master's, uh, something unrepeatable, not the mistress.

I think there's a bogart hiding in the wardrobe on the fourth floor. It's easy enough to make a bogart become a dementor, at least for long enough to practice the charm.

[He starts to turn in the direction of the stiars.]

I'm sorry about Kreacher. I know he's a wretched little thing, but things like that aren't easy to hear from any source.

*She starts to follow*

I'd feel bad for him if he weren't so awful. At least his name's appropriate.

He would hate your pity.

[Walks up three flights of stairs, into a room filled with junk and to a wardrobe. Slowly he peeks inside.]

I thought so.

Oh, that's what's behind this door. I'd wondered.