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[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

*holding a screaming baby, looking bewildered*

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[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

You are holding the baby wrong.

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

Is there a right way?

It won't shut up.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

I will show you. *attempts to put the baby right in his arms* Pat the back, that may help.

Gently.

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

*Nathan does not do anything gently. He may not even know what that word means.*

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

*sighs* Let me hold the baby.

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

*passes the baby over with a grunt*

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

*She's great with children, and probably manages to calm the baby* When was the last time the baby ate?

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

Uhhh. I don't know. Someone else fed it.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

Who does the baby belong to?

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Someone gave it to me.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

Do you need a babysitter?

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

You are holding the baby wrong.

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

Is there a right way?

It won't shut up.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

I will show you. *attempts to put the baby right in his arms* Pat the back, that may help.

Gently.

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

*Nathan does not do anything gently. He may not even know what that word means.*

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

*sighs* Let me hold the baby.

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

*passes the baby over with a grunt*

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

*She's great with children, and probably manages to calm the baby* When was the last time the baby ate?

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

Uhhh. I don't know. Someone else fed it.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

Who does the baby belong to?

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Someone gave it to me.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

Do you need a babysitter?