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Best way to end the day.

[ooc: Unless you can magically speak rat or otherwise understand animals, or are a deity or something, this is probably squeaking. :( ]

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*she's a bit on the mad side so the mouse doesn't phase her as she kneels on all fours to squeak at it*

[backs away a bit]

Why are you looking at me like that?

*scoots closer when the mouse backs up*

[turns to run away - insane people are doubly dangerous!]

*stands up and huffs indignantly*

Well how's

that

for RUDE! Try to say hello and they wave their furry arse at your face!

*goes back to whatever inane task she was up to before she saw the little mousie*

[Leers like a leering thing]

...Okay, um, creepy.

[backing up]

Hello little rat. *pets*

[gives him a wary look, but then starts to melt] Ohhh.

Oh, yeah. You're not so bad.

You seem like a nice rat. Don't be scared. *still petting*

Would you like some cheese? Rats like cheese don't they? *puts a piece of yellow cheese in front of him*

What - hey, is this... [sniffs] Cheddar, huh?

[takes it up in his front paws, and breaks off a piece - chews it slowly] Hmm. Would go nicely with a Cabernet Sauvignon.

kneels down in front of him, the crow staying on his shoulder and, yes, he can understand him... like he can all animals

What's the best way to end the day?

Oh, with a good Raclette cheese and a Mâcon Blanc - [stops]

[looks up at him] Wait, did you just...?

I've never had that. Gabriel probably hasn't either. chuckles Yes, I did.

[distracted by food matters first] That's too bad, it's really quite - no, no no. Human. You're human, aren't you?

This is... how is this happening?!

Yes, I'm human. But I'm special. I can hear what animals say, see through their eyes...

Kneels down, figuring the Force'll let him at least get a sense of what he's saying. Hullo there. You look happy. Good day then?

Amazing day, in fact. What I did with that rack of lamb, and the herbed crust - I mean, chervil! Come on!

...Not that I'm one to toot my own horn. [buffs his nails on his chest fur]

It's the end of the day usually followed by bed?

ooc:For the record she can understand him :)

Well, yes, but first there's a simply amazing -

...Okay, hold up here. Another one? [stares]

Another one what?

Another human that can hear what I'm saying. [waves his paws] Is there something in the water?

*kneels down and smiles, holding out a hand for him*

I'm not human and this is one of my gifts.

[climbs onto it hesitantly]

If you're not human, what are you?

I'm hope, it's also my name too.

So what should I call you?

Oh! I'm Remy. The chef at la Ratatouille. [clearly still proud of that]

Please to meet you Remy. *smiles*

So you're really a chef?

Huh? *confused look*

What? Don't tell me you have something against fine food. [suspicious look] I thought humans liked it.

What is that squeaking? *is looking around, not seeing him*

Aw, it's a mouse.

*is Captain Obvious*

I'm a rat, thank you. A rat.

[looks kind of peeved - gestures with his paws]

Yessss. Yes, you're a mouse aren't you. A cute little mouse. Yesssss.

*squeaking noises* Tu es un petit souris. Hee.

[flat look] Now that's just insulting.

Aw, look at you.

You want some cheese? I have some. Nice soft cheese for little mouse mouths.

*pokes over some white mushy cheese*

...Yeah, no. No way am I eating that. Bleu? You picked bleu? What's wrong with a Caprice des Dieux?

[turns up his nose at it]

C'mon. Eat it. Yum-yum.

*pouts*

What's wrong? You don't want that? I'll find something else for you.

*is on a mission*

You want a bit of apricot? Try that.

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