sixwordstories | (no subject)

...Vampire clown?

Well, vampire dressed up as a clown, trolling for prey. Clearer?

Well, either way, it's pretty creepy. Definitely doesn't rank with my nightmares but not much does.

Yeah well, we can't all have truly horrible nightmares. Just the ones that mean we have to risk our lives without backup or friends and... oh whatever. Yeah yeah, everyone's life is worse, whatever.

Are we competing? I wasn't aware...

I'm Ford - by the way, nightmares or not.

How you made it sound, but then I'm on edge after tearing the damn thing apart and all.

Jacob.

I'm on edge - perpetually. But, I haven't had a vision in a few days and I'm sure not getting anything regarding your death so it's a good day in that respect. Oh, I'm psychic.

Nice to meet you. You an insomniac as well, Jacob?

I thought getting away would make it better but it's not. Not the insomnia, not the anger, none of it. Now more vampires. Bastards all need to die and get out of my life.

I didn't use to be. A lot's changed in my life.

Oh, well, vampires - are...I do know a fairly morally ambiguous vampire.

Same here - well, since I was eighteen. But yeah, it has. Two much has happened in two months.

Fairly morally ambiguous. And that in English means what?

It means he's a business man who works along side humans - demons, mortals, all kinds. He doesn't discriminate and he's not a natural borne killer for whatever reason.

Still a goddamn leech.

Hell, you could turn ANYTHING into a clown, and it would be an all-time worst nightmare!

Okay, fair enough.

I hate clowns. They're bad enough without being vampires.

I just hope I never find out how many kids went missing where that carnival went.

I hate things that mess with kids. I take it you're a hunter.

More a protector you could call it.

Hmm. Do you protect a certain area or do you go around the country and do it?

That's ace!

You find that good!?

*nod*

Why? Don't you?

That just sounds silly.

...

So glad you think so, Bella. I mean, I always find bloodthirsty killers dressing up to attract children to be silly.

Are you alright at least?

What the hell?

Might be in pieces now but... yeah, fucked up.

Could think of worse things to dream of.

Oh God oh God, brainscrub that image from my head! *scratches at temples* Please please let me NEVER see that when I'm out slaying.

This one you won't. Promise.