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Thank God!

~~My Roomba just died and the castle's not half finished!~~

You were very missed.

And we missed you all too. All the laughs, all the parties, all the abuse, all the death threats, all the soap opera-ish drama that never applied to us. Really, it's great to be home!

If you're feeling left out I suppose I can threaten to kill you....but I draw the line at seducing you and leaving you knocked up with twins.

Oh there's no need, Lex. I'm sure we'll be caught up on our threat quota by Sunday. And the knocked up/twins angle isn't until April, so I wouldn't worry.

I'll make sure to pencil the twins thing in. We'll throw you a shower.

Oh, how lovely dear! I just LOVE showers! The last one I had was just so darling. Here. Have a look!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQf2W3fIE9Y

Welcome back! Still funny?

Hi! Well assuming we were funny the first time we came here, then yes, I think we're pretty much still there! We can only be so funny at 3 AM, but by tomorrow, it'll be almost like we were never gone.

Yeah, I should be going to sleep, too. Good to have you around again!

Well, what can I say? No restraining order could ever keep us away for too long! Call us whenever you need us, buddy!

You left?

Yeah! Didn't this past week seem unusually peaceful and agreeable to you? Well we weren't there. That'd be why.

I'm sure you're bursting with joy to see us three again!

YES!

OOC: Rogue is so going to need cheering up in a day or so, after the necessary grieving period./ooc

Welcome back, guys.

Crow: Hey Rogue! You're looking as grim and melancholy as ever!
Servo: Do what we did, honey...take a week vacation....and bring us with you if you can! Hehe.
Gypsy: How about a nice tiki souvenier? Maybe a t-shirt? I've got dozens!

OOC: Well, the 'bots aren't exactly the masters of sensitivity on serious matters, so I'm not sure yet what they can do, but I'm sure once we get to that, they'll be up to the task.

Excellent! We should throw a destructive party and blow some stuff up.

Servo: Alright! WOOOO!
Crow: Now THIS guy knows how to have a good time!

Dude, you guys missed my birthday. I'm very upset with you. Perhaps I should blow you up.

Servo: Alright! WOOOO!
Crow: Dude, we are TOTALLY getting blown up tonight!

*laughs* How would you like to go?

Servo: Oh man. TOTAL disintigration with mushroom cloud!
Crow: I wanna combust into a HUGE ball of fire! Hehehe.

He rubs his hands together

I can do that.

Just for clarity. I know we're gonna be a handful of ash and ozone in a few seconds...but we're still on for the party tonight, right?

Sure! If you want, I can even reconstruct you.

Servo: Pffft. Awww, no need to put yourself to too much trouble for us. We'll just show up in a baggie.
Crow: Yeah, I'm sure you'll be worn out from brutally slaughtering us. You just rest. We'll reconstruct ourselves...somehow.

It won't be a problem, promise. Blowing up stuff is easy.

Servo: Alright! Whatever, let's go up in flames!
Crow: Oblivion, here we come!

All righty then.

Again some hand rubbing and then BOOM!

Servo: Woo! Well, I guess that's it. We're dead!
Crow: Yup. Dust in the wind, that's us!

Laughs

Servo: Careful you don't inhale either of us. Some particles of us are probably floating around near you.
Crow: Man, one of the BETTER out of body experiences I've ever had.

Servo: So, you wanna put us back together?

I suppose. If only to stop polluting the air with your molecules.

He waggles his fingers and they reconstruct

Servo: Huh! Imagine that, an environmentally-conscious guy that blows up stuff. Wow!
Crow: You know just floating around isn't so bad!

You'd be more dangerous floaty and discorporated than me blowing up stuff.

*grins and duly offers up three pints* So regale us all with the tales of your vacation, dearies!