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[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

Want to destroy living room. Tips? 

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[devon-mccabe.livejournal.com]

Tell your husband he can do as he pleases with the house, while you're gone for a week.

This will be a useless tip to you, unless you have a husband.

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

I have a wife.

...what kinds of things did your husband do?

[devon-mccabe.livejournal.com]

A six bedroom mansion, with two bathrooms, was reduced to a one-room humpy shack. Everything that was electrical or not nailed down was in the room, for example the microwave, to this day I don't know what exploded in it. The room also boasted a make-shift all you can drink bar, which also doubled as a pool table and sleeping quaters.

One of the walls was used for gun practice.

The room catered for three motorcycles, ten army buddies, and two well known politicans all of whom were lucky to survive my homecoming.

For the love of all wives, don't do it.

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

*laughs heartily* I hope you know that I'm only getting ideas now.

[devon-mccabe.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no, no, that you never heard from me. *Laughs*. The only reason why Alex stayed in my good books after, was the fact he had a picture of me in the "sleeping quarters".

Why do you want to destroy your living room?

[replacementbaby.livejournal.com]

gasoline and a match? A knife used properly? if there are buttons on the furniture, cut them off just to drive whoever designed the room mad. *grins*

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

I don't want to blow up the whole house, so gasoline is out, but your ideas are genius! I wanna do enough to seriously damage all the furniture and piss off my wife, but not actually hurt anybody.

[replacementbaby.livejournal.com]

Oooh, you HAVE to use the knife then! My brother cut the furniture once and I thought my mom was going to FLIP. And he did it on ACCIDENT. if you can make it obvious you did on purpose? I think you'll get the effect! Like, personally, if there was wood? I'd carve something sure to annoy into it. *winks*

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

Niiiice. I need to think of something good to carve into everything. "Fuck you" is too standard.

[replacementbaby.livejournal.com]

Just do big penises or something. Childish, funny, and yet... unexpected!

[purebredgal.livejournal.com]

Bleach on the furniture.

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

Nice! And easily done too!

[purebredgal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me and a friend did that to his ex girlfriend's place. We used wood stain on the wooden furniture and....well....we did other things too. *smirks*

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

*smirks back* For lack of better word... juice?

[purebredgal.livejournal.com]

*chuckles, tilts head* Depends on what your idea of juice is. *still smirking*

[gotbottle]

1. Buy a whole bunch of fish at the supermarket's seafood counter.
2. Scatter them all over the living room.
3. Crank up the heat.
4. Leave for, like, a week.
5. Come back. Be disgusted.

[to-befree.livejournal.com]

OMG!

I suggested the fish in the heat register. Great minds think alike!

[gotbottle]

Dude, that totally rocks. Come on, high five, right here. *laughs, holding up her hand*

I only know the fish thing 'cause, um, in college? There was this one guy on my floor in the dorms who was a total butthead. I left fish under the hood of his car a bunch of times, like right on the engine block.

[to-befree.livejournal.com]

*laughs* We are awesome! *slaps his hand against hers in a cool high five*

Ha! We did the same shit except with eggs, right down into the heater and it would reek! And tampons in the gas tank, don't ask why a couple guys had tampons but it totally worked.

[gotbottle]

Eggs. I'm totally gonna remember that, for the next time somebody's a pain. That's fabulous.

Oooh. I bet it's ten times more effective with, like, some old eggs.

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

You're awesome, Sidekick Boy!

[to-befree.livejournal.com]

I try, Hero Dude!

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

Already in the process of doing that, thanks for elaborating. The farthest I'd gotten was step one.

[gotbottle]

Awesome. Let us know how that works out for you.

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

Totally! *thumbs up*