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[campjesus]

META:

Oh, so this is irony.

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[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

WTH!

[campjesus]

*CRIES*

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

*searches himself and pulls out a Jack Skellington handkerchief from a pocket*

Here.

*holds out the piece of fabric*

Don't cry.

[campjesus]

He gave me VAMPIRE AIDS! *sobs like a redheaded stepchild*

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

*hesitantly nears Brody, and dabs softly at the boy's face with the cloth, like someone who obviously wasn't used to being consoling.*

It's okay.

*No, it's not, but that's what you were were suppose to say to stop the tears*

You really don't want to be crying so much, you'll dehydrate.

[campjesus]

*cries more! sorry, he's fifteen and a drama queen.*

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

*stares a moment in a sort of confused, I don't know what I'm to do, look around to see if anyone more capable than I am is here who can deal with this crying shit, Hellllp! Then gets the bright idea that he'd treat Brody like he did his little girl when her bunny died. He grabs him into a hug and hops it isn't interrupted as an attack and he isn't again kicked in the junk.*

I'm sorry. It sucks yes? How about a puppy? Puppies make things better.

[campjesus]

What?

*stares*

I'd eat it!

*bursts into another fit of hysterical tears*

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

Okay...Puppy out. How about a new pair of boots!

[campjesus]

*whimpers*

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Kids.

Hungry?

[campjesus]

Yes.

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

Want to go get someone something to eat?

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

OMG!

[campjesus]

OMG ;_;

[lenfantperdu.livejournal.com]

LOL

[campjesus]

DON'T YOU LAUGH AT MY MISFORTUNE