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[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Everybody's a damned doctor these days.

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[9-0f-13.livejournal.com]

Not everyone.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

They like to think they are. That makes them stupid and unqualified.

[9-0f-13.livejournal.com]

Right. Well that's apes for you, think they can do anything when they really can't.

[tasteofgoodsake.livejournal.com]

Of course, right when I have no need for one. They would have been convenient when my student was ill with God-knows-What.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

There's a reason why 911 is so easy to remember you know.

[tasteofgoodsake.livejournal.com]

Those numbers mean absolutely nothing to me.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

I just did.

[replacementbaby.livejournal.com]

So, should I pick a new career path?

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Preferably.

[replacementbaby.livejournal.com]

But I kind of want to do it anyway. Sorry.

How about this? I promise not to go into whichever branch you're in? *grins*

[eden-mccain.livejournal.com]

I, personally, am not fond of doctors.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Neither am I. We're all such jackasses.

[eden-mccain.livejournal.com]

Or at least know-it-alls.

[nomyothercane.livejournal.com]

And apparently some people can't even find their own identities.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Very Matrix.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't like to play doctor?

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

I prefer naughty nurse.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Really? Do you shave your legs and wear the little hat too?

[nothingforever1.livejournal.com]

I'm not.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

I've got ten bucks that says once you contract a deadly disease you'll try to be, especially at the moment that decides whether or not you live or die. I wouldn't know whether to get really annoyed or laugh at the irony.

[nothingforever1.livejournal.com]

Nope. *shakes her head*

[frog-people.livejournal.com]

Now why on Earth would everybody want to be doctors? That's like bein' a pretentious plumber. All ya'll do is sift through shit and disease. And it's not even like you can really stop death. I mean when it's time to go, Greg, it's time to go. All you can really do is repair the pipes and hope they don't leak again.

You are kinda cute in your little white jackets though. With the tiny flashlights.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

That's my sentiment as well. We're just plumbers with less ass crack.

Oh, darn, does that mean I'm not cute?

[frog-people.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think you are kinda cute for a guy your age. The motorcycle helps.