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You have pie for Gus?

Wow. *dances and sings* Gus has a girlfriend, Gus has a girlfriend!

OOC:Note:This is middle school!Shawn.

...If I give you a choc-chip cookie, will you shut up and go away?

*wide eyes* Yes!

I don't believe you at all, FYI, but okay. *produces THREE cookies wrapped in foil*

Okay. What do you say?

Thank you! *grabs the cookies, starts gobbling them down*

I didn't say when I'd leave, though.

...seriously? *grins - ~~T.T. Showbiz is so very rarely succesful with the follow-up~~* Thanks! I have, uh... *searches through pockets*

Can I interested you in an Apple Cinnamon Power Bar?

Gus! When did you get so big? You're old. *wrinkly nose look*

She says I ate your fruit cup, and I so didn't!

I am not old, Shawn. I am in my prime.

*wavers, because it's a kid. But it's still Shawn, so...*

Also, for the record, you wind up looking just like your dad. *Figures it will be a pleasant surprise when this turns out to be false. He's doing Shawn a favor, really.

And no, you didn't eat my fruit cup. Not yet. But don't think I don't know about your weekly snack-pack theft. You know the chocolate/butterscotch blend is my favorite!

Prime old-ness!

*jaw drops* No!

I have no clue what you're talking about.

*Nods solemnly*

Yes.

And you do too know what I'm talking about! I found about fifty empty pudding cups in your locker at the end of the year.

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You look like my uncle. I find that slightly suspicious.

You think?

*Visibly not pleased*

Which uncle?

No, no, it's all good! I stress bake, and then we have all this baking, and auditions usually require I not look like I'm competing for world's roundest ass. Basically, you're doing me a favor. By eating this delicious pie.

*PIE'D ... no okay she just hands it over. politely. It is lemon meringue and comes with two small plastic containers, one of yogurt and one of cream*

Iiii hope you like lemon okay! If not we totally have um...apple, I think, and a berry one.

*Jaw drops as he looks down at the pie.* This looks amazing!

*Darts head from side to side, keeping an eye out for any of the Shawns. At last count, there was seven of them, and not a single one is above dessert theft*

No, lemon's great! Citrus is good for you. It prevents scurvy. You know, with processed foods having replaced over eighty percent of the average American's diet, there's been a recent surge in cases of scurvy. People just don't take the time to get their vitamin C!

*Pauses, giving her a chance to soak in all the information.*

...gross! See, everyone thinks I'm a total freak for eating lemons, but obviously I'm just subconsciously protecting myself from scurvy.

*nodnod*

It's an unconscious instinct for self preservation!

*eats a fork full of ~~PAH~~pie*

...! This is delicious!

What kind of pie? And is it sugar-free? Protecting your teeth is extremely important, you know.

...well hi. I still have apple pie and a berry one. They're not sugar free, but you could always brush your teeth after, hey?

You raise a good point, Miss. That's what a toothbrush is for.

...apple? You honestly wouldn't mind if I asked for a peice?

Exactly. You're a smart kid, arentcha?

If you ask real nice, it can be a big piece.

I'm in a pre-law program.

Oh, please? Really, really please!

No! Where?! ...

... dude, he looks like he could be my uncle!

I know!

And he said that when I grow up, I look like my dad!

We're doomed!