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I thought that wass jusst me...

Everyone fucks up sometime.

Then sso does those who are agaisst us?

The trick is not to let go?

I always remember. "Every time I give up they win." The hell if I'm going to let them win.

Wonderss if it iss a good way to ssee things when they alwayss win, but ssometimes there issn't anything elsse to do but try. It'ss peacceful on a lake under the Missty mountainss but they don't leave Preciouss in peace...

And they changess my journalss at me, too..

Yeah, they don't leave me alone either. Be so much easier on everyone if they just let me be. BASDTARDS!

are they trying to take ssomething away from you?

Yeah, my life.

*Wakes up,* That seems to be a problem here and I cannot understand why.

What's the problem?

Humans must always be attacking things. I came back to put your dimension under thrall sightsee and I was told that a sentinant driving a flying sleigh drawn by ungulants would be welcomed. I was hit by some kind of a missle almost at once.

And I am not able to remove the hat.

Snake tries not to laugh. He tries so hard but he can't and bursts into painful laughter. You were cursed by Santa?

I do not know. Does Santa often curse? Does it accept sacrifices? It was part of the disguise, but the hat is very irritating. It is like being infested with fish-lice and my scales are shedding! Does it not make your scales shed? Do the weeds on your head protect you?

Laughs so hard his cheeks turn as red as the hat.

Oh, you only get out of Santa's curse by being good for a whole year.

But, but ... I am the call of the uttermost deep!

I was haunting the depths when the "First Evil" was a nightmare of the earthworms'..! I - I - I am outstandingly good at what I do!

*Scratches at the hat with the tip of one tentacle*

((OOC, BTW, do you mind if I add you?))

Oh no. You got to be good. No evil, no bullshit.

You are very welcome to.

But - you are saying that I must wear that hat and be good for a year to be rid of it? But if I wear the hat I am evil.

Evil is doing anything that I do not want.

((done))

We're both still alive so must be winning at something.

or perhapss we are losing but very sslowly...

Have you lost any body parts yet?

Not meat partss, no, Preciouss ... except ... Preciouss doess not want to talk about it..

I can understand that.

It might not count as a part ... it'ss only that ...

Lose a lot of things that don't count as body parts but might as well.