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[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

I don't need it anyway. Jerk.

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[campjesus]

Yeah! Fuck you, guy!

...what'd he do?

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

Seriously!

Oh, nothin' big. Just totally and completely skipping out on paternal responsibility -- the usual.

[campjesus]

Ew. You need any help beating him up? *puts up his dukes! TINY FISTS OF JUSTICE!*

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

Naaah, I'm not gonna bother. I mean, obviously? Not worth it.

[campjesus]

That's a pretty dick move, though.

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, honey, no.

The dick move was knocking up my sister like a month after me.

[campjesus]

Gross.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

what don't you need? Dare I ask?

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

Child support.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Oh -- well, oh. You don't need that?

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

No sir, I do not.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Good for you, then. How are you doing tonight?

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty chill. It's quiet, I'm just going through my mail and shit.

[poolhallhustler.livejournal.com]

Well of course not. Need what now.

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

Heeey, bitchface. Child support!

[poolhallhustler.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeey snotcakes.

Oh, right. Well, I still stole it for you from the ass-face.

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

That is totally illegal, I don't condone it at all.

How much I get, anyway?

[poolhallhustler.livejournal.com]

Well, he's a fancy ass "teacher" in a country not his own. So about 989.17 cents is your half.

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

See, I told you I don't need it.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Need what? Does it have something to do with pie? I can help - I've been taking cooking classes at the learning annex, and I have a fully stocked spice rack.

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

Aw! No, child support. But apparently my sister sorted it out, so we're golden, I guess!

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

*clearly surprised*

You've got kids? I mean, uh...that's great about the child support!

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

Me and my girl have a baby girl, yeah. It's like...the longest story ever, you don't even want to know.

Thaaaank you, I will graciously pretend not to notice sudden awkward.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

You and, um, your girl?

*Clears his throat, trying to look 'with it'*

What? Awkward? *Chuckles nervously* I'm not - I have tons of friends that have kids! Well, co-workers. And having Shawn around is just like watching a giant kindergartener all day, so...yeah. Kids! Kids are great!

[cherrybombstyle.livejournal.com]

In the Sapphic sense, yeeeeep.

Kids are kind of gross, but I mean, seriously, I worked in a highschool. Gross does not faze me. *...is what, twenty*