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I hope not. It's gonna take more than two Guses, two Lassiters, and a Juliet to deal with all these Shawns.

I think there are actually three Carltons, but I also think you're probably right about that.

Okay, that's more Lassiters than there ever needs to be. But my point remains.

I think we should worry more about the Shawns.

I wish I could sound sane and say "yes, there's only one of you", but I've spoken to another you before...

I'm still hoping this could all just be a, mostly, bad dream. ~~At least there's no acid snow.~~

Oh! Okay... ~~I'm not sure if that's better or worse.~~

If I can't escape the insanity, neither can you. ~~Burn my skin off/face seven Shawn Spencers. It's a tough choice.~~

Having one of me and seven Shawns is plenty of insanity, believe me. ~~But I was kind of liking being the only one. It felt so unique!~~

You'll appreciate the back up, someone you can trust. Believe me. *awkwardly pats her shoulder briefly*

[Smiles.] Thank you, Carlton. Although I already do have someone here I can trust. Three someones, even!

Aaaaw, come on, Lassie-face! The League of Extraordinary Spencers is like a big Party family! You should join us! We have T-shirts.

And I have already told you, its a shame... *sighs* At least your cat won´t get confused.

There are two of them, too!

But what if they can´t tell what Jules is its real owner?

That's a good point. I guess we could split them up?

That´s a great idea! And less cat litter too.
Besides I really don´t want to see a traumatized cat never again.

That cat is okay now, though, right??

I think so... But I still see the concern in your eyes, do you want me to find out?

...Can you do that?

Jules... of course I can. Just let me.. *Meooow?*

!!! Um. Kitty? I don't know what McNab decided to call him...

Sorry, I think I already started channelizing with the cat. *MEEOOOOOOW* But its not Buzz´s c- *MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOW!*

[Watches him with wide eyes.]

*kneels down and rubs a little his head against Juliet´s knee.*

I´m so sorry, Jules. The cat is- *MEEEOOOOWWW*

...[Rolls her eyes.] Okay, 'kitty,' I think that's enough. [Pats Shawn very, very lightly on the head and takes a big step back.]

I´m really, really sorry, Jules! But the- *Meoowrr* -cat, he senses your love for animals and *MEOOOOW*...

*stands again*

I can see him! She! ~~It seems that it was truly Chairwoman Meow after all.~~ She lives in a peacefull house...

[Tries to look skeptical. Fails.] Really?

Yes. She is. She is living happily surrounded by....I´m not sure... I can´t clearly see... *starts coughing and bends, using an imaginary cane to walk*

...by... the elderly?

Yes! And oh! She is so happy! She lives in a beautiful retirement home, where all the nice old ladies spoil her!

Not quite. *smiles*

Oh! Hi!

...This is kind of weird.

Apparently there are three of us.

Very weird.

Very weird. At least we outnumber the Guses now. That's... kind of cool?

Yeah, that's something.

And, imagine how many criminals we can catch if there are three of us?

That's true! I guess we can each take a Carlton. Three of us and three of him.

...Wow.

Wow, Jules. Dirty.

I'm pretty sure that at least two of the Carltons are sleeping together, though.

~~Are they~~ Shawn, don't say things like that.

Hello?

Hi!

And, Hi number 3!

Wow, this is... really odd.