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[themountie.livejournal.com]

Note to self: no more donuts.

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[beingironical.livejournal.com]

Fraser. Don't talk crazy.

[themountie.livejournal.com]

Diefenbaker is in appalling condition, Ray.

[beingironical.livejournal.com]

Hey, come on, he's not that bad. And anyway, I've been seeing him cut back. The other day, he ate a bran muffin. That's gotta count for something.

[themountie.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid I have to put my foot down on this one: the donuts must go.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

Ever? Mate, you don't want to commit to something like that. It's like saying you're going to become celibate.

[themountie.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't mean for myself, although to be honest I think I can live perfectly well without them. I was referring to my wolf.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

Oh right. Your wolf. Is that like a code name? I have this... friend who has a friend who has a code name like that.

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Soooo, you're not a fan of wonderful things?

[themountie.livejournal.com]

I consider myself to be a great fan of many wonderful things.

But not in this case, no.

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

But you're missing out on the most wonderful thing of all! Seriously - have you ever had fresh Krispy Kremes? Heavenly.

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

....Oh. I just bought..... Nevermind.

[themountie.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear.

I'm afraid you'll have to eat those yourself, Constable.

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I would rather not, if it's all the same to you, Sir. They were from a street vendor you see...

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Not even pineapple donuts? Dude, that would be harsh.

[themountie.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not, no.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

But..! Its delicious, man! Its like... a crime against nature...

[breaks-rules.livejournal.com]

You a cop?

[themountie.livejournal.com]

I'm an officer of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, yes. Why do you ask?

[breaks-rules.livejournal.com]

Cops and donuts is like women with diet foods. You can't have one without the other.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You gonna deprive a man of his only pleasure in life? And by man I mean me.

[themountie.livejournal.com]

Hi, Ray!

And you're welcome to them, as long as Diefenbaker refrains.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What, so I gotta eat them standing on a ladder now? Where's the fun in that?

[thomas-dewey.livejournal.com]

Ey, I'll be glad to help ya out, Fraser. Just leave 'em at my desk.

[themountie.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. Thank you kindly for taking them off our hands, then, Detective Dewey.

[thomas-dewey.livejournal.com]

Hah. You're welcome.