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...and this excites you.

Yeah dude, this is great!

Do people attack you often?

Just this one guy who punched me in the head.

He punched you -- in the head.

Why?

I was talking to his girl. So he punched me in the head, I fell and smacked my head on the edge of the table which is where the blood came from.

Well, that's a hell of a thing - God forbid you talk to his girl. What a jackass.

You OK?

Oh, I'm alright but thanks! I've been hurt worse, I'm waiting for the bodyguard to smack me at one point. She thinks I have hordes of insane exes, I mean do this face look like he inspires insanity?

...You have a female bodyguard. Takes a moment not to laugh. That last sentence is not English. Were you hitting on her?

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New bodyguard? Why didn't you mention you had an old one?

Hero Dude!! Oh, I didn't but it's always nice to have a new one.

*laughs* You didn't think I left, did you?

Do you really need a bodyguard?

Yes, I did! Bad Hero Dude...neglecting the Sidekick Boy! *chuckles even as he wags a finger at the man*

Yeah, she's kick ass!

I live in the 'burbs. Where would I go?

I apologize for my neglect and herby offer a gallon of ice cream as an olive branch. *extends a big plastic pail of ice cream*

Have you seen her actually crack some skulls?

Umm...the 'hood?

See, now we can be friends again. *takes the pail of ice cream*

Supposedly she can flay someone with a thought!

*laughs* Right. And get mugged.

You may want this too unless Sidekick Boy comes with crazy hands. *gives him a spoon*

No way!

*chuckles and shrugs* Maybe, if you run fast you can dodge.

Thanks! *takes the spoon*

Seriously!

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To guard you from girls in heels?

Are you wearing the heels?

Why yes I am, Amp.

Then nope, I don't need a bodyguard.

Lucky thing.

So, why do you need a bodyguard if not to guard from women in heels? *grin*

Exactly, I'd hate see you hurt.

Chuckles a little. From guys who like to punch me in the head for talking to pretty girls? Any guys who will punch me for talking to you?

I'd hate to be hurt. I'm not much good in a fight.

*amused* I don't think so.

You shouldn't fight at all, we should just avoid fights together. I mean...not together together but we could hang out to avoid fights. Does a little babbling thing. I mean I obviously get into fights but I don't mean to....and I'm going to stop.

You don't think so? That's not promising.