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Define 'evil.'

That which disturbs the peace and is unlawful.

Hm. Still a little vague. Is death not peace? And who's law applies to me?

I obey only the laws of physics.

Death is peaceful only for the dead, it leaves unrest in its wake for those left behind.

The laws apply to everyone within their jurisdiction.

Indeed it does. Now cast yourself in the role of a man who cannot die, and you have yourself a conundrum.

Who's laws?

If I didn't know better I would say that the man who cannot die is making an excuse.

That rather depends on where you are. If you are in Japan, then you must adhere to Japan's laws. If you are in England, you must obey the English's laws.

Death is the only peace there can be. So I provide it as a service. Though I admit I am prejudiced.

Therein lies the other problem. Exactly where are we?

So you are a petty murderer.

I am in Edo.

No...I don't kill those I don't like.

Edo? What do the laws say in Edo about murder?

Selective, but still petty.

Honestly it varies on who is carrying out the laws.

Well, what manner of murderer isn't petty?

Murder is murder and I punish every murderer the same, petty or no, but I tend to have more respect for the honorable killers.

And how do you punish killers?

They are killed like rabid dogs.

The irony makes him laugh; the first time in ages.

You kill killers. Well, that's a good a cause as any to kill someone. Shall we go?

*his tone is dismissive, almost amused* I just said that I practiced Aku Soku Zan, what did you presume that I did with the wicked? Attempted to reform it? Like a weed, it must be strangled and removed before it chokes the garden.

So you're a killer yourself.

I am a sword of the government.

Right. Listen, why don't we go avenge some people?

Elaborate. I don't come like a dog.

Well, you would have a better idea of avenging people than I would.

But who am I avenging? Who does this vengeance need to be brought upon? Why? You are a lousy negotiator, really. *crosses his arms*

You must be under the impression that I had someone specific in mind.

If you do not, I am afraid I cannot be of service. My students need me, I would hardly leave them for nothing.

Need I ask what you are teaching them?

Shinsengumi-Kenjutsu.

Mmmmm...A man is a fool to rely on a weapon. I hope you are teaching them that, too.

My students are more than competent in hand-to-hand combat.

Got any magical blades?

Magic does not exist.

In that case...I'd recommend you stay on your side of the line.

And magic does quite certainly exist. It's your only hope of beating me.

I do hope that wasn't a challenge.

That is something to hope for.

Hmm.

So you're just a man, with just a blade. Admirable. Enviable.