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Apparently herpes is in this season.

What?

Which part of that sentence didn't you understand?

It's more of a, "What? People really think that?"

Why didn't you say so?

Can't help but have these thoughts when you've been staring at crotches all day.

Nice, I bet that was a day from hell.

Days. Plural.

Oh, even better.

Sorry to hear that, House. You can get that cream from the clinic if its bothering you too much.

... Nice.

Is it really?

I hope not.

Put a sticky note on your headboard.

You know, that's not a bad idea.

I might do that.

Thanks! *smile*

I'm just full of great ideas.

Herpes is in this season. Singular term.

... My typist isn't as intelligent as I am. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Grammar Nazi, ahoy!

And now my confidence is shattered. I hope you're happy.

Can you get them in party bags? I wouldn't mind handing them out to the lesser liked people I have to deal with on a day to day basis.

I'm sure one of my patients would be more than happy to infect you.

Oh no. I don't want it. Just want to wish the lesser liked persons on it.

But then you could go on a spree. You can be the Herpes Bandit.

Hm. You might have something there..

Nah, media would have a field day with that one.

There's a herpes season? Is it somewhere between hunting season and fashion week?

Don't forget wabbit season.

At least it's only your patients. I have to worry about my whole damn staff infecting each other. Bunch of bicycles, I swear.

Dr. Anspaugh.

*nods* Dr. Lockhart.

Bicycles?

ooc: I friended you!

Edited 2008-03-05 03:01 (UTC)

Not everyone, of course.

*shudders at the thought of Frank being someone's 'riding partner'*

Yes, that is a rather...disturbing thought. I was speaking more of a certain former Chief. And an R-2.

I don't know who you're talking about then.

ooc: Abby's sort of stuck in season 11 here.

You're fortunate, then. And you'd be wise to steer clear of them if ever you should meet them.

Dr. House. Glad we all know each other.