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Good doggy.

Don't get too happy. You think he'll stop at my lunch?

...

FRASER!

*smirks* *reaches into his desk and pulls out a back-up sub*

Hehe. Good doggy.

*finds half-eaten slobbered on pastrami sandwich at his own desk*

Eww. Greedy mongrel.

*flicks it into the trash and slumps in his chair*

*mutters* Yeah, I hope you get fa- *eyes Kowalski's new sandwich across the bullpen*

....I will give you ten whole bucks for that sub. Tell big ones, Kowalski. You could buy a new shirt for that.

*is about to take a giant bite but stops, considering*

First of all, my shirts trump your lady blouses any day.

Twenty bucks.

Yeah, any day that's not Monday, Sunday or anything in between. I mean, what the hell is Rawhide anyway?

You call yourself a cop? That's daylight robbery. Twelve.

All I know is that the stuff I wear doesn't scare small children an animals. Seriously - you go shopping with Elton John or what?

I call myself a negotiator. Eighteen. I'd make up your mind quick, before the bread gets all soggy.

Least I don't look like I'm playing at Sheriff with the big boys.

Depends. Did you make it?

*~~oh no he di'nt :O~~Smirks, then raises his eyebrows, about to bite into the sandwich*

Got it from Lucinao's.

Edited 2008-03-04 23:39 (UTC)

.........*looks like he's in pain*...............Sixteen. That's it.

...okay, fine. Cash upfront.

Ugh. I hate myself. *tosses bills on Kowalski's desk and holds his hand out for the sandwich*

You probably should.

*Pockets the bills, the hands the sandwich over*

*sits back down at his desk...and pulls out an identical sub from his bottom drawer.*

Now that, Vecchio, is what happens when you mess with the big boys.

[Smiles at both of them.] I'm so glad to see you two getting along.

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*grins*

Yeah, we're getting along just fine. You eat yet?

You've breathed on it.

[ooc: :O I seem to have deleted the reply. Accident! :O]

Wasn't talking to you. You're situated just fine, thanks to me.

[No problem!]

Me? No, I haven't, but I wouldn't want to impose.

Don't be dense. This thing's bigger than my head. Or we can go get Chinese, courtesy of Vecchio.

He invited us for Chinese?

I'm on it, Ray.

I'm keeping track, you know, Benny.

Understood!

Hahaha! Bet he wanted to get back to ya for Fraser cutting the donuts.

Turnbull bought those donuts. I did it for the good of the station. I'm a philanthropist, Dewey.

By the way, you want a stick of gum? No reason.

Oh, right, a philant- whatever freaky dinosaur that's supposed to be. Carnivore?

What kinda gum?

...

~~breath~~mint. Spearmint.

Jeez, what a day. Free donuts and gum... you guys got too much money or are you just feeling generous?

Um. The second one. Go ahead, take the whole pack.

Thanks, man.

No problem at all. Trust me.

Oh, dear. I'm sorry, Ray. I'll talk to him.

I thought he was deaf. Anyway you know my meatball sub is long gone by now.

Edited 2008-03-04 22:50 (UTC)

He reads lips, as you already know. And I know, but perhaps I can at least prevent future... incidents.

So you don't talk to him, you...mouth at him. Or something.

...you seriously think you can get Dief to stop stealing food? Diefenbaker?

That's another way of putting it, yes.

I can try, at least. He really does need to learn that it's inappropriate, not to mention technically illegal.

I'd offer to arrest him, but they don't make cuffs that small.

Besides which, I'm not sure we could find a lawyer to argue his case.

Heh, I don't know. PETA might want in on it.

Yes, but to be perfectly honest, I find some of their practices a little suspect. And Diefenbaker has been upset with them ever since they tried to convince me to feed him on a vegetarian diet.

I know whatcha mean. One of 'em dumped paint on Stell because she was wearing a fur coat. She sued the idealism out of 'em.

Huh. I guess he didn't put together that an all pastry diet counts as vegetarian.

Well, you know, Diefenbaker does still like meat on occasion. Besides, I don't think their case was helped much by the fact that I myself am very much an omnivore. And they seemed especially upset when I tried to explain to them that the fur trade is really quite necessary up in the Northwest Territories.

Edited 2008-03-05 02:22 (UTC)

Fraser, buddy, I would have paid to see that.

I'll try to let you know in advance next time, Ray.