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[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

I'm everybody's therapist, take a number.

And I'll be right with you.

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[martyred-soul.livejournal.com]

Sounds tiresome.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to be. It just - I talk to people and end up giving them advice that I should be smart enough to take myself.

Do you take your own advice?

[martyred-soul.livejournal.com]

Eh, pardonez-moi -- I mean, sorry...my English is not what it once was.

What I meant to say is that is sounds like a tiring job for any one man.

Usually, though I'd be lying if I said that was always a good idea.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Je parle francais, tu besoin de parle en la langue francaise?

Well...it's not a job. It's very unofficial and it just happens.

It's not always a good idea, that's true.

[justshade.livejournal.com]

Tell them to shut up.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

I think it's second nature to help people - I just wish I could take my own advice.

And hey, again, Shade.

[justshade.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to help anyone?

[asgardianknight.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a good one?

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Thanks? ... Really?

You think so...

[asgardianknight.livejournal.com]

From what I've seen, you give out sound advice. That counts for something.

[earnestaaron.livejournal.com]

At least you're useful, right?

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

I guess so, yeah.

So, awkward conversation, I take it ... it didn't go well?

[earnestaaron.livejournal.com]

Well... no it's okay. It is.

Thanks.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Therapist, private investigator, you do it all huh?

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Therapist is...very unofficial. I just mean how much advice I seem to be giving out.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

I figured that. I was making a joke.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Not currently in need of one, thanks.

And also, creepy, what is your name?

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

You're welcome - and I was only stating -- never mind.

Ford - really not creepy, here. And you are?

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Okay.

Nevermind.

Lois Lane, nice to meet you.

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

You got a PhD with that?

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

This is extremely unofficial - so no.

I have a P.I. License...that's about it.

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

An unofficial therapist. Got it.

But that P.I job sounds interesting.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean it? I could use one. Do you have a couch and everything?

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

I have this thread and the option for you to lock the thread.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, awesome! *Flops down* Hoo, boy, where to start. Guess I could tell you my name, huh? Hi, I'm Baileigh, and I'll be your helpless psycho for the day!