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[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

I am a VERY desperate characta'.

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[alwaysin-gloves.livejournal.com]

Desperate for what?

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

You know -- I'm a desperate characta'. A dangerous man. A wretched piece of slime and villainy.

[alwaysin-gloves.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. *raises eyebrow*

And here I thought you were just desperate.

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

That's what desperate means, sweetcheeks. Don't you read the paypas?

[alwaysin-gloves.livejournal.com]

Sweetcheeks, huh? *amused look*

[lawyerlarry.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound pleasant.

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

It is not.

You do not want to be in the presence of a desperate characta', my friend. We are very dangerous people.

[lawyerlarry.livejournal.com]

I've known desperation in my life, friend. It does cause recklessness, doesn't it?

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't know anythin' about recklessness, but it has given me reason to pop a few people here an' there.

[lawyerlarry.livejournal.com]

I haven't found cause to...pop anyone..as you say.

If you ever need a good lawyer..

[lost-la-femme.livejournal.com]

VERY huh?

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

EXTREMELY.

I could go off any minute. You might wanna take a few steps back.

[lost-la-femme.livejournal.com]

*ignores the suggestion*

What, you're a suicide bomber?

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

A wha?

I'm a criminal, lady. A dangerous man.


[Poor soul is stuck in the twenties.]

[lost-la-femme.livejournal.com]

Right.

I've dealt with dangerous men.

What's your specialty?



OOC: Heee! Eve's actually Nikita with massive memory loss, going through the process of trying to get it back. Has all the skills, and training and abilities, but none of the memory other than the last few years, since she woke up.

[anothermoriarty.livejournal.com]

You find it necessary to brag about this, sir?

OOC: You are made of awesome! I was just thinking about Anything Goes this morning!!

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

Yes.

People seem to miss the point that I am very dangerous man. I want to make sure that's made very clear.


[Hee -- he wouldn't shut up, I had to do something. Yay for someone who knows who he is.]

[anothermoriarty.livejournal.com]

People are also less likely to fear you if you broadcast it constantly. They might feel you're hiding something.

Now, if you could convince someone else to strike fear into the hearts of others on your behalf...


OOC: I know how that is...

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

*holds up his violin case*

Why have someone else do it for me when I can just do it m'self?

[anothermoriarty.livejournal.com]

That is true...but, considering you have that, why do you need to speak of your...dangerousness? Surely your behavior would speak for itself...

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

Of course I can dance...

...somewhat.

[publicenemy-13.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* What is it about desperate that you people don't get?

I am a very dangerous man. A wretched piece of scum and villainy. Don't you know who I am!?!?