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[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

ON NOTICE

DECAFFEINATED

DIET

COCA-COLA

COFFEEPLZ.

Comments

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

[Offers his coffee cup? :D?]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

[Wot? Rather-attractive-guy with... omg. Is that Anniversary Roast?]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

[Isn't this how you get Swine Flu? :S But...]

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

I don't have any diseases, don't worry. [lulz] I haven't even drunk out of it yet. [waves the wee paper bag in his other hand] I was going to drink and eat when I got to work. [:D!!]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

...


YOUAREAGODAMONGMEN! [Take it slow, Colbert, take it, aw fuckit]

[Half of it is gone in record time. <3 <3 <3]

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

[OMG MORE LULZ]

You're welcome?

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

No no, no really. I haven't had anything caffeinated since this morning and it was the last cup in the house and the fridge was stocked with nothing but decaffeinated diet coke and it was horrible...

I need to bring the interns home with me. They have timers and everything.

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope you're allowed to have something caffeinated, otherwise I might be screwed. [:D] But ...who the hell buys decaffeinated diet coke in the first place? That even sounds disgusting.

They do?

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

No one limits my caffeine intake except for God. He's been pretty damn mum on the subject. And I don't know! Amish people? Leftovers from the New Year's party, I think. They might be sentient by now.

They do. It's amazing.

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

Well, then I must be sent from him to give you coffee today. [grins, and then snorts] You should probably throw that out, then.

...I could use one of those.

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

If so, He's got excellent taste in messengers. [Mild pout] Maybe I'll bribe the neighbor's kids to do it or something.

Definitely look into getting your own tv show.

JSYK you win at life.

[visionsandvodka.livejournal.com]

What about bears?

Fuck yeah, I'd hope so. I hate making tables. xD

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

That's why they make shotguns. No bear is standing between me and my goddamn Starbucks.

[mrjelloshots.livejournal.com]

Love your work Stephen. As always.

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you. It's always wonderful to meet a fan.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

Oh... ohmigod they're soo cuuuuu-NO! That's how they trick you, lure to in for the KILL. THAT IS THE SKIN CUDDLY FACADE OF A KILLER. KILLERS.

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

[Offers his coffee cup? :D?]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

[Wot? Rather-attractive-guy with... omg. Is that Anniversary Roast?]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

[Isn't this how you get Swine Flu? :S But...]

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

I don't have any diseases, don't worry. [lulz] I haven't even drunk out of it yet. [waves the wee paper bag in his other hand] I was going to drink and eat when I got to work. [:D!!]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

...


YOUAREAGODAMONGMEN! [Take it slow, Colbert, take it, aw fuckit]

[Half of it is gone in record time. <3 <3 <3]

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

[OMG MORE LULZ]

You're welcome?

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

No no, no really. I haven't had anything caffeinated since this morning and it was the last cup in the house and the fridge was stocked with nothing but decaffeinated diet coke and it was horrible...

I need to bring the interns home with me. They have timers and everything.

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope you're allowed to have something caffeinated, otherwise I might be screwed. [:D] But ...who the hell buys decaffeinated diet coke in the first place? That even sounds disgusting.

They do?

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

No one limits my caffeine intake except for God. He's been pretty damn mum on the subject. And I don't know! Amish people? Leftovers from the New Year's party, I think. They might be sentient by now.

They do. It's amazing.

[fromheavencame.livejournal.com]

Well, then I must be sent from him to give you coffee today. [grins, and then snorts] You should probably throw that out, then.

...I could use one of those.

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

If so, He's got excellent taste in messengers. [Mild pout] Maybe I'll bribe the neighbor's kids to do it or something.

Definitely look into getting your own tv show.

JSYK you win at life.

[visionsandvodka.livejournal.com]

What about bears?

Fuck yeah, I'd hope so. I hate making tables. xD

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

That's why they make shotguns. No bear is standing between me and my goddamn Starbucks.

[mrjelloshots.livejournal.com]

Love your work Stephen. As always.

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you. It's always wonderful to meet a fan.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

[patriotismness.livejournal.com]

Oh... ohmigod they're soo cuuuuu-NO! That's how they trick you, lure to in for the KILL. THAT IS THE SKIN CUDDLY FACADE OF A KILLER. KILLERS.