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Only mildly?

Don't you trust me?

I meant why would anyone want to be only mildly buzzed at a formal thing?

Because people keep wandering up to talk to me before I can get to a second drink.

That is an inconvenience. Any chance of sneaking out?

All the exits are covered.

And no chance of people ignoring you. It's the burden of being captain.

I'd noticed. How do you feel about a timely rescue?

As in an attempt to sneak you out? Or a more diversionary tactic?

Which one would you prefer?

I'll get Scotty or Olsen or both to rig something up... I'm feeling exciting today.

There could be a medal in this for you.

Also the best place to blanket in pheromones. At least the results are entertaining.

- What?

It was only the Betazed embassy party. They'd just about come to the conclusion humans were all boring prudes. ~~Sometimes I see their point~~

Damned right. And these monkey suits feel less damned itchy when you're buzzed.

A way with words as always, Bones.

I'm a Doctor, not a poet.

Good thing, or you'd be completely irresistable.

You're hopeless.

*And whilst he rolls his eyes? He's going to keep tugging on his goddamned collar.*

That's not fair. I have a little hope left.

[She'd just like to take a second to go: ha ha, Bones, her uniform does NOT have the ridiculously uncomfortable collar! ...There are, however, heels to the boots, so that may be something of a hollow victory.]

Perhaps a small amount.

*Yup, they're probably about even there.*