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[alan_shore]

Who's the happiest person you know?

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[suzakutimestwo.livejournal.com]

My mommy

[alan_shore]

Ah. That must be--is she the sort of person whose happiness is infectious?

[suzakutimestwo.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yup, everyone likes mommy.

[alan_shore]

It sounds as though you're very fortunate.

[suzakutimestwo.livejournal.com]

I am! I get to live in a big palace with mommy and daddy and Ryuuen and Auntie Rose and Uncle Shu, and my cousin, and everyone else! It's the best!

[hacktivist]

I don't know

My boss I suppose

Although his is a manic, dangerous, Prozac kind of happy

My coworkers are a grim bunch

Why

[alan_shore]

Might there be a connection, do you think? Could they be rebelling against his relentless good cheer?

Well, I'd originally intended to ask for the smartest of everyone's acquaintances, but...not tonight.

[hacktivist]

Possibly

Probably unconsciously though, they couldn't organize a bun fight in a bakery together

Oh

Interesting questions

[alan_shore]

What is it you do, if I may ask?

I'm glad you think so. I'm not used to having my words rationed.

[hacktivist]

Collectively we're the Thunderbolts

Norman Osborn's pro-registration circus

It's all top secret and a huge pain in the ass, trust me

Who said anything about rationing words, talk all you want

I'm bored and you're intriguing

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Planning on slapping a lawsuit on them for smiling too much? Suck the happiness right outta them?

[alan_shore]

Now why would I opt for the expense and tedium of a legal proceeding when I could achieve much the same result by simply rounding them all up and forcing them to endure an hour in your company?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Simply put, Alan: because you're a moron.

[alan_shore]

You don't know any happy people, do you? You're engulfed in a miasma of misery.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Pretty much.

[touchme-n-die.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Interesting question. I honestly don't have a clue. I find that usually the people who are 'happiest' are oftentimes not being totally honest about how happy they are...they don't wanna worry someone or something.

I'm not sure it's possible to find an answer to that.

[wolverinetosser.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Maybe my friend Klara.

[suzakutimestwo.livejournal.com]

My mommy

[alan_shore]

Ah. That must be--is she the sort of person whose happiness is infectious?

[suzakutimestwo.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yup, everyone likes mommy.

[alan_shore]

It sounds as though you're very fortunate.

[suzakutimestwo.livejournal.com]

I am! I get to live in a big palace with mommy and daddy and Ryuuen and Auntie Rose and Uncle Shu, and my cousin, and everyone else! It's the best!

[hacktivist]

I don't know

My boss I suppose

Although his is a manic, dangerous, Prozac kind of happy

My coworkers are a grim bunch

Why

[alan_shore]

Might there be a connection, do you think? Could they be rebelling against his relentless good cheer?

Well, I'd originally intended to ask for the smartest of everyone's acquaintances, but...not tonight.

[hacktivist]

Possibly

Probably unconsciously though, they couldn't organize a bun fight in a bakery together

Oh

Interesting questions

[alan_shore]

What is it you do, if I may ask?

I'm glad you think so. I'm not used to having my words rationed.

[hacktivist]

Collectively we're the Thunderbolts

Norman Osborn's pro-registration circus

It's all top secret and a huge pain in the ass, trust me

Who said anything about rationing words, talk all you want

I'm bored and you're intriguing

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Planning on slapping a lawsuit on them for smiling too much? Suck the happiness right outta them?

[alan_shore]

Now why would I opt for the expense and tedium of a legal proceeding when I could achieve much the same result by simply rounding them all up and forcing them to endure an hour in your company?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Simply put, Alan: because you're a moron.

[alan_shore]

You don't know any happy people, do you? You're engulfed in a miasma of misery.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Pretty much.

[touchme-n-die.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Interesting question. I honestly don't have a clue. I find that usually the people who are 'happiest' are oftentimes not being totally honest about how happy they are...they don't wanna worry someone or something.

I'm not sure it's possible to find an answer to that.

[wolverinetosser.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Maybe my friend Klara.