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Okay. So I forgot the thumb.

Actually, it's Fräulein - You say it like "Froy-line."

I'm a German cinema expert, not a German mathematician.

I don't speak any a'that Kraut gibberish. English is good enough fer me.

Uh huh. And ain't no one ever count to three in them movies a'yers? Not placin' blame, mind. Just satisfyin' my curiosity.

Funny how you continuously make it sound like you are, in fact, placing blame, Lietenant.

Well, no, not exactly. I ain't perfect, neither. My Aye-talian could use some work. I'm just tryin' a'understand what all went down, in that basement.

Important thing is, it all came together in the end.

If you ask me, the Major knew exactly what was going on the whole time, he was just waiting for some solid proof. We should've had someone other than Stiglitz go in - of course the German army would recognize him.

You're about right there, cousin. Guess it's a good thing plans changed, huh?

Apart from my testicles getting shot off, yes.

Well aside from that part, sure. And me and Utivitch gettin' kidnapped, and Von Hammersmark -- well who knows what happened to her.

- She didn't die in the Tavern?

No she did not. Me, Donny, and Omar, we all went in yer place to the premiere. And let me tell you, was that a fuckin' awful plan.

Now you've gotten me intrigued, Lieutentant. How did that play out? You don't know a word of German.

Welp, me'n Donny both know a bit've Aye-talian. So yer actress friend tried to pass us off as Aye-talian movie directors.

[*mentally facepalms*]

I can see how it would've been a disaster.

It did not turn out so well, friend. No it did not.

I don't think I wish to know.

Well then I won't tell you. Needless to say, it took some wigglin', but we got out okay in the end.

And the war? It was all for good in the end?

Not alla it, that's fer damn sure. But the part we did, the Jews we saved. That was good. Our side's fight was a good fight.

As long as the Nazis got what they deserved, then I'll toast to that.

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