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*timidly* Uh... Hyde's not here right now, Stu...

Oh. Right.

Jacqueline, how's it hanging?

Um. All right. I think.

Where are we going? *looks anxious*

Don't worry about it, sweetheart. We're heading home. You missed all the excitement.

I did...? Oh no, did we steal something again? *chews her lip worriedly*

That really bothers you? You're such a goody-two-shoes, aren't you?

But... it... stealing's just wrong, Stu. If we get caught, we'll be in so much trouble.

Jacqueline, Jacque, Jacqster...that's half the fun of it, don't you get it? It's exciting, it's raw, it's stimulating. I need this. It's the only way I can stay sane in this world. I'm sure your better half understands.

Even if you're just too sweet and innocent to let it sink it.

*wibbles*

Oh, oh. Hey, now. Don't worry yourself. Stu won't let anything happen to either of you, all right?

*swallows hard* Yeah... yeah, okay. Wh-where are we going? Airport? *looks around* What country are we even in?

Switzerland, though we were in Poland. I'm actually not even sure if we are heading home or somewhere else. We'll find out when we get to the airport.

Oh... okay. I guess... traveling's fun... yeah, that's all right... I do like traveling. *tries to smile at him*

That's a girl. You might have to restrain me to my seat, though. I get edgy on long flights. I hate sitting still.

O-oh...? I guess we could... play cards? Or... something.

Yeeaaah, cards. That sounds like a great idea, Jacqueline. You like to gamble?

Er... I don't... think I'm old enough to gamble, Stu...

*grins* You may be dull, but you crack me up. I gotta say. What if we gambled for candy? That's not bad, huh?

Er... thank you?

And... and yeah. Candy. That wouldn't be too bad. What sort of candy? Swiss?

Whatever you got. I have a few pastilles and chocolate bars. Oh and those fruity gummy things.