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Bloody house-elf won't take my orders.

You must strengthen your pimp hand, my dear.

My what?

((OOC: mun is LOLing so hard.))

He called me "Master's whore" the other day. I considered adding him to the wall.

That'd be giving him what he wants, though.

Yeah, but sometimes things are mutually beneficial.

You must strengthen your pimp hand, my dear.

My what?

((OOC: mun is LOLing so hard.))

He called me "Master's whore" the other day. I considered adding him to the wall.

That'd be giving him what he wants, though.

Yeah, but sometimes things are mutually beneficial.