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[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Why can't I learn to cook? 

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[lucytroublelane.livejournal.com]

Because cooking is lame? We Lane women are not made for the kitchen, Lo.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Cooking isn't lame....I mean, hey, it makes food, so that's gotta be a good thing, right?

And Chloe can at least make toast, so that means there's some hope for us.

[no-roadmaps.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, it's because cooking requires patience and the ability to follow directions.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

I will not freak. I will not freak. I will not freak.

Up yours, Lex. I can follow directions pretty well, thanks. And I can be patient. I've staked you out enough times, and I won't stop until I get something on you I can use.

[shortpantsrobin.livejournal.com]

Tell me if you figure it out. I still consistently fail.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I think I've decided I'm genetically incapable of cooking. That can be the only reason because hell, I'm amazing and I can do anything I put my mind to.

I think I've actually burned water before :(

[kryptonian.livejournal.com]

You'll get it Lois.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

If I haven't figured it out by now, who's to say I will? There could be a learning cap to this, Clark!

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

It's just not in your genes, Lois.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

You too? Go away, you hater! I can do anything! ANYTHING!

.....speaking of which, want to try something I just made?

[metropolischick.livejournal.com]

I'd never doubt your ability to learn anything you like, Lois. It's just a matter of practice.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU, CHLOE!

I'm glad SOMEONE believes in me. I was afraid I'd have to kick EVERYONE'S ass.

[boy-scout.livejournal.com]

Because you'd leave me with nothing to do.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

This is true.

But if you cook, then what do I do? Cause I'm telling you now, Smallville -- I'm not too good at dishes either.

[chloeas.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to? That's what delivery is for.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Yeah but some of us actually have to worry about what they eat, lest their asses grow huge, as they do not have adorable significant others.

[thekentboy.livejournal.com]

Why can't you?

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Genetic blockage.

Somehow the little DNA that's supposed to let me cook has been detained. Sadness.

[cry-canary.livejournal.com]

Because it requires you to concentrate on something that isn't yourself?

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to ignore that, like I ignore everything else that comes out of your mouth.

[neverontime.livejournal.com]

Because then servants would be out of jobs. Do you really want to topple the economy?

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Did you actually say that?

I think that's worse than that abortion comment you gave Ollie the other day.

[apennyworth.livejournal.com]

I am quite certain you could, Miss Lane. A woman as intelligent and creative as you could do anything you put your mind to.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but no one will give me a chance, Alfred.

Clark says I should stick to making salads.

:( <-- see that? I'm sad.

[lucytroublelane.livejournal.com]

Because cooking is lame? We Lane women are not made for the kitchen, Lo.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Cooking isn't lame....I mean, hey, it makes food, so that's gotta be a good thing, right?

And Chloe can at least make toast, so that means there's some hope for us.

[no-roadmaps.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, it's because cooking requires patience and the ability to follow directions.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

I will not freak. I will not freak. I will not freak.

Up yours, Lex. I can follow directions pretty well, thanks. And I can be patient. I've staked you out enough times, and I won't stop until I get something on you I can use.

[shortpantsrobin.livejournal.com]

Tell me if you figure it out. I still consistently fail.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I think I've decided I'm genetically incapable of cooking. That can be the only reason because hell, I'm amazing and I can do anything I put my mind to.

I think I've actually burned water before :(

[kryptonian.livejournal.com]

You'll get it Lois.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

If I haven't figured it out by now, who's to say I will? There could be a learning cap to this, Clark!

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

It's just not in your genes, Lois.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

You too? Go away, you hater! I can do anything! ANYTHING!

.....speaking of which, want to try something I just made?

[metropolischick.livejournal.com]

I'd never doubt your ability to learn anything you like, Lois. It's just a matter of practice.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU, CHLOE!

I'm glad SOMEONE believes in me. I was afraid I'd have to kick EVERYONE'S ass.

[boy-scout.livejournal.com]

Because you'd leave me with nothing to do.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

This is true.

But if you cook, then what do I do? Cause I'm telling you now, Smallville -- I'm not too good at dishes either.

[chloeas.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to? That's what delivery is for.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Yeah but some of us actually have to worry about what they eat, lest their asses grow huge, as they do not have adorable significant others.

[thekentboy.livejournal.com]

Why can't you?

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Genetic blockage.

Somehow the little DNA that's supposed to let me cook has been detained. Sadness.

[cry-canary.livejournal.com]

Because it requires you to concentrate on something that isn't yourself?

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to ignore that, like I ignore everything else that comes out of your mouth.

[neverontime.livejournal.com]

Because then servants would be out of jobs. Do you really want to topple the economy?

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Did you actually say that?

I think that's worse than that abortion comment you gave Ollie the other day.

[apennyworth.livejournal.com]

I am quite certain you could, Miss Lane. A woman as intelligent and creative as you could do anything you put your mind to.

[reporters-lane.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but no one will give me a chance, Alfred.

Clark says I should stick to making salads.

:( <-- see that? I'm sad.