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I'd be scared of me too.

WHY? YOU ARE NOT THAT TALL.

I'd be taller than you if I wished. And so would everyone else, if you know what I mean.

I DON'T! PLEASE EXPLAIN.

It's quite simple. I would simply crush you using my unfathomable strength. Didn't you know I had that?

I WAS NOT AWARE. THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME!

Don't get any bright ideas.

*sit!*

...I'm not.

Well, you're not very smart.

According to you.

*lets have arm over shoulder. awww :'(*

Norrin. Why do you desire so strongly for me to kill you?

If you didn't do it last week... or any time before that...

You and your damn subtlety. I'd have been glad to off you if you'd just asked.

I'm not asking.

We should fly again, like we used to.

Alright, fine.

No racing.

You show me something, this time.

Name something.

Oh, kid, if you only knew.

Oh yes.