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[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

Edi? Did Jules ask you yet?

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[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

Ask me what?

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

Heh, the way I put it sounds like I was asking if he proposed.

No, actually, he told me he wanted me to move to Lastonia to be safe from the government. I told him you deserved safety more than I did and he said he wanted you to come too and he was going to talk to you about it...

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

*Snorts* Yeah, no. He's still coming to terms with the whole liking me thing.

*Smiles* He did? You're going to go right? *Smile falters a bit but she saves it* So I can go play house in a castle? I'd kill his advisers in 48 hours. Doom his country. *laughs*

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

I know. *laughs* Besides, I can't see you ever going the marriage route.

I don't know. I'd be bored out of my mind and I would miss you a lot and I would miss New York. He said I would live in the palace! The palace! I only own two pairs of pants. I wouldn't be good in a palace. I'd annoy everyone after a while with my boredom.

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

*Scrunches her nose and shakes her head* A contractual ceremony binding me legally to another human being? Right. Besides, if I married him I'd be queen. He would never do that to his own people. That's just mean. *laughs*

You wouldn't be bored. I bet there are so many things to do there. He could even give you a job or something. I think it's a great idea.

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

*laughs, loves the little wrinkles in her nose when it's scrunched* You'd be Nortie's stepmom! Tucker's Step-mom in law! *laughs more*


I know Norton has a horse. I might be able to get a job looking after it or something. I could get a cowboy hat. But still...

I'd miss you. We could get matching cowboy hats if you came.

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

UGH! *Cracks up* I'd totally make him call me mom too!

Ooh! You could be a cowboy!

I'd come and visit as much as I could. You know I would. It wouldn't be so different than now. All my favorite people are there.

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

That would be hilarious. He could call you Mummy!

I could be like the Jewish Marlboro man if I wanted!

I know you would. It would be harder and more expensive though. You'd be so far away. I couldn't text as much. And Jules and I would fight over who got to snuggle with you first. *teasing face on that last one*

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

If he did I'd totally rock my Pharaoh gear.

Are you actually Jewish?

You could text all the time! The simple solution would be to flip a coin. *Grins*

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

You have Pharaoh gear? Is sexy?

Just ethnically, not religously .

Would you still get it? What if they don't have coins there? What if they have grass for currency?

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

Complete with beard. Only the sexiest!

Learn something new everyday. I think you're my first Jew.

Why wouldn't I? Then we'll flip Tucker. You can have tails. :D

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

Yum! *laughs*

I'll take that as a victory for the chosen people!

Flip Tucker! *cracks up* Or the three of us would have to snuggle together. You in the middle.

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

You totally should!

Oooh Edi Sandwich! I like it.

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

Ask me what?

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

Heh, the way I put it sounds like I was asking if he proposed.

No, actually, he told me he wanted me to move to Lastonia to be safe from the government. I told him you deserved safety more than I did and he said he wanted you to come too and he was going to talk to you about it...

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

*Snorts* Yeah, no. He's still coming to terms with the whole liking me thing.

*Smiles* He did? You're going to go right? *Smile falters a bit but she saves it* So I can go play house in a castle? I'd kill his advisers in 48 hours. Doom his country. *laughs*

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

I know. *laughs* Besides, I can't see you ever going the marriage route.

I don't know. I'd be bored out of my mind and I would miss you a lot and I would miss New York. He said I would live in the palace! The palace! I only own two pairs of pants. I wouldn't be good in a palace. I'd annoy everyone after a while with my boredom.

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

*Scrunches her nose and shakes her head* A contractual ceremony binding me legally to another human being? Right. Besides, if I married him I'd be queen. He would never do that to his own people. That's just mean. *laughs*

You wouldn't be bored. I bet there are so many things to do there. He could even give you a job or something. I think it's a great idea.

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

*laughs, loves the little wrinkles in her nose when it's scrunched* You'd be Nortie's stepmom! Tucker's Step-mom in law! *laughs more*


I know Norton has a horse. I might be able to get a job looking after it or something. I could get a cowboy hat. But still...

I'd miss you. We could get matching cowboy hats if you came.

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

UGH! *Cracks up* I'd totally make him call me mom too!

Ooh! You could be a cowboy!

I'd come and visit as much as I could. You know I would. It wouldn't be so different than now. All my favorite people are there.

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

That would be hilarious. He could call you Mummy!

I could be like the Jewish Marlboro man if I wanted!

I know you would. It would be harder and more expensive though. You'd be so far away. I couldn't text as much. And Jules and I would fight over who got to snuggle with you first. *teasing face on that last one*

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

If he did I'd totally rock my Pharaoh gear.

Are you actually Jewish?

You could text all the time! The simple solution would be to flip a coin. *Grins*

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

You have Pharaoh gear? Is sexy?

Just ethnically, not religously .

Would you still get it? What if they don't have coins there? What if they have grass for currency?

[govt-bloodhound.livejournal.com]

Complete with beard. Only the sexiest!

Learn something new everyday. I think you're my first Jew.

Why wouldn't I? Then we'll flip Tucker. You can have tails. :D

[notsotiny.livejournal.com]

Yum! *laughs*

I'll take that as a victory for the chosen people!

Flip Tucker! *cracks up* Or the three of us would have to snuggle together. You in the middle.