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[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

We're all ninety-nine percent failure.

Comments

[martyred-soul.livejournal.com]

Gee, what a comforting thought.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? At least we're consistent.

[martyred-soul.livejournal.com]

That's a very cynical outlook to take.

[robot-friends.livejournal.com]

...and 1% juice!

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

... My evening's been made suddenly brighter.

[robot-friends.livejournal.com]

That's because it's Daylight Savings Time this week, you goof!

[purebredgal.livejournal.com]

I would have said about ninety percent but maybe I'm more of an optimist.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Really? I thought I was being generous.

[seenfromspace.livejournal.com]

I'm convinced you need to get laid.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, sex doesn't solve everything.

[frog-people.livejournal.com]

Here here But he's a tough nut to crack....


... Not literally of course I'm sure everything works the way it should.

[campjesus]

Maybe YOU are. I have it on good authority I am 99% awesome. And 1% marshmallow fluff.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

... As convincing an argument as that is, I think I'll stick to my guns on this one.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

99% may be a bit extreme. Maybe more like eighty.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

I take my percentages very seriously. Ninety-nine sounds about right.

[bornofbroadway.livejournal.com]

That's a lot of failing.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

That's kinda what I was trying to convey, yeah.

[simpledoc.livejournal.com]

Hi..I'm Dr. Furst. Psychologist. Want to talk sometime?

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

What is it about me that seems to scream mentally unstable?

[cherished-child.livejournal.com]

I think your math is off.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

I would've gone into decimal points but that six word limit just keeps getting in the way.

[tami-taylor.livejournal.com]

Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine?

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

I've always thought so.

[frog-people.livejournal.com]

You keep making that face and it will get stuck that way.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

You said you didn't want to become my mom.