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[chasemd.livejournal.com]

My patient bloody peed on me.

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[frog-people.livejournal.com]

Yeah.... that's pretty gross. And further proves my "doctors are just pretentious plumbers" theory.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

Plumbers don't get pissed on.

[frog-people.livejournal.com]

No but they wade around in shit. I was telling Greg this. You guys don't save lives. You don't even prevent death. When it is time for someone to go, they go. You can't stop it. Period. The best you can do is find a leak and plug and hope that the pipes hold out.

[thefinalcalm.livejournal.com]

You are a doctor? How admirable.


OOC: And yes, this muse exists a bit within her own little world, haha.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

I promise, there's nothing glamorous about my job.

[thefinalcalm.livejournal.com]

I said "admirable." There is a difference.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

It's okay. Some days I wish I was a hot dog seller.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

You should've done what I did and given them a stroke. Nothing less than they deserve.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

It was a ten year old kid.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Your point being ...?

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

My point being that you're an arse. It was a bloody kid! Next time you pee on me, I'll catherise you without lube. How does that sound?

[a-morris-md.livejournal.com]

And that's the worst thing one has done to you?

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't say it was the worst thing. I'd be ridiculously lucky if it was. Actually, you name, a patient's probably done it to me. My ex boss had a habit of putting me in the line of fire.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

Thanks for that.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry. It's not funny except it TOTALLY IS.

[abbytude.livejournal.com]

The Foley cath is your friend...

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

It was a wee lad about to get an appendectomy. He was petrified. I felt like a real arse, but I never expected to get pissed on!

[abbytude.livejournal.com]

You don't put in a catheter for surgical cases? That's SOP around here.

[a-chaitlin.livejournal.com]

*winces* It ... could be worse? *considers* You could be a veterinarian.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

Even human patients bite and need rectal exams, unfortunately. But you're right, I've had worse. He could've vomited on me.

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

Annnnd that's why I work with fast food.

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

Is it true fast food people spit in your burgers?

[imjustwakingup.livejournal.com]

If you piss them off, yes. You don't want to know what I've done to my wife's.

[doctor-rasgotra.livejournal.com]

I had one vomit on me today...twice.