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I know what you mean. Wish I still had him, sometimes.

I? Have two. At least that are permanent. Have a few friends in Cambridge too..

Makes for there never being a dull moment.

Oh -- hah, I thought you meant...I've lost friends too. She's -- yeah, we're OK but I meant -- well, a friend of course and yeah.

Meant what?

I - uh...you look pretty conservative and oh, hell, when have I cared what people thought before.

My ex. Ex boyfriend. I meant my ex boyfriend who's a guy. My male ex boyfriend.

He chuckled faintly, then he laughed outright. He would have to tell Oscar and Bouncer that! Him? Conservative? After a moment, he got a grip on himself, still chuckling.

Now, sir, that sort of behavior is criminal, and I am hardly the sort to be participating in illegal activities such as that.

The smirk on his features, however, told a different story.

And yet you seem like you're being sarcastic - not even going to comment on the dialect. So, what, you're gay too? Or should I say dodgy?

This one was a little slow, Kitten decided.

As I said, sir, those sorts of activities are criminal. No well man would practice such things and no sane man would admit to it.

He grinned a bit wider and extended his hand.

A pleasure to meet you, misguided as you seem, sir. My name is Kitten. And yours?

He shakes his hand.

Uh, really, Kitten? And you're not - never mind, I'm never one to stereotype. After a beat. But really, seriously? You're...not?

ooc: Excuse Ford...he's in a weird place, to say the least.

Edited 2008-03-08 08:05 (UTC)

My mentor years ago decided I was "his little kitten" and introduced me always as such. It stuck.

He does not reply to the rest, merely smirking a bit.

OOC: I understand totally. Kitten's just being his "^__^ I'm not admitting anything that'll get me arrested" Victorian self.

Oh - of course he did, Kitten. By the way, you're not fooling anyone, dude. I mean if you want to stay in Egypt by denile, that's cool, but seriously? You're "his little Kitten?"...SERIOUSLY?

He chuckled a bit, murmuring calmly.

"Fooling" someone means nothing, so long as they never have a long enough rope to wrap around your neck.

They can suspect whatever they like, but admissions and proof are damning.

OH LOOK! It's LOCKED! ... Meanwhile, the police are too busy scarfing down donuts to arrest you for sucking your teacher's dick.

Crass and completely without subtlety. No wonder you have a former lover.

My mentor and I are, actually, no longer close. He was not pleased that I chose Oxford over his Cambridge.

But you were close and I may be crass but mostly I'm a gentleman. Denial just doesn't get along with me is all. But you're cute, I'll give you that.

Denial, sir?

Caution, rather. When one can face up to three years of hard labor, one does not tend to admit criminal activities.

In your time, yes. Not asking about how WiFi decided to be accessible in your time...whatever. Anyway?

I'm Alex, dude. And you are hot - very orally fixated based on your icon.

[meta]The mun says to shut up and go with it. Touchy creature, the one at the keyboard, though insisting that they're kidding.[end meta]

A pleasure to meet you, Alex. I believe I have already offered my name, or at least the one I prefer at any rate.

I assume that "hot" is a synonym for "good looking" or its ilk wherever you are from, in which case I thank you. You are certainly easy on the eyes yourself.

[ooc: LMFAO]

Whatever.

You did - so I know it.

Well, aren't you just - man. Thanks. I don't even know how a cross-time tryst would even work.

He smirked, voice taking on a teasing tone.

Granted, I have met others who are even easier on the eyes, but I suppose I can't expect you to rival perfection.

OOC: I couldn't resist!

OK, I'm pretty damn cute - and if I know that - then it must be true.

So, what, you're accustomed to Adonis?

OOC: Figured -- it was a great LOL moment.

Mm, so arrogant too. Not unlike Bouncer. Though, granted, Bouncer could rival Adonis... Rower, tall, dark...

But Hosky is simply... sublime. A gift from the gods, I would venture.

Whatever.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh.. Two friends who can rival you for looks. One, there is no contest. The other, it would be a close call.

But I do believe they are the only ones I can think of who are better looking.

Oh...fine - but you can't really compare me and you're two friends.

That's somewhat flattering - and doesn't get me any less horny so, whatever.

Actually, I believe I can and just did, sir.

He chuckled a bit, smirking slightly.

Wow - whatever. So are you as slutty as you seem?

I think I use a decent bit of discretion in choosing who I spend my time with, actually.

Oh - well, that's actually good to know.

I think it is.

The unselective tend to be the ones with inferior intellect.

I have quite the superior intellect. In two words, I rock.

Your arrogance is astounding, through rather attractive as well.

Glad you haven't met Ford - his arrogance is non-existant, no idea how he snagged a Greek God and yeah, I'm speaking figuratively.

FRIENDS ARE AWESOOOOOME

They really are. Especially when it is late at night and one is very bored.

oh i know right

my friends are all

"we have to sleep"

and i'm like

"wtf that's gay"

and they're like

"well we're going to bed"

and then i'm bored

!!!!!

Bouncer sleeps more than I do, but he is an athlete, so it is required. Hosky, though, is a fellow creative mind and is, thus, up at all hours.

RAD!
I've always stayed up all night. After, like, 2 or 3 AM is when the pussies go to bed and the REAL men get weeded out.

Hosky and I have developed a way of flashing light across the campus to use Morse code when we can't be out of our rooms.

...that is SO COOL. Dang y'all must be like super smart, I can barely remember English.

It really is not a complex system.

Yeah, but still! Anyway so that's cool.

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