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[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

...I do not understand human women.

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[livingwithtruth.livejournal.com]

What is it that you do not understand?

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

Why are human women so disjointed? Their emotions flit across happiness, sadness and anger in mere moments. They are sensitive to an astonishing degree. I can never be certain when I mention faith and religion if I will offend her, if she will cry because she thinks she is lost, or if she will smile at the idea of being saved.

She hit me. *frowns* I don't know what I did.

[livingwithtruth.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry that you were hit by a woman but I could not tell you why she did it as well since I wasn't there. What were you discussing or what did you say right before she hit you?

[sgt-taylor.livejournal.com]

Man, neither do I.

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

I...don't know what I did, but apparently it was worth being hit over.

[sgt-taylor.livejournal.com]

Damn. I've been there before.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've always found alien women much easier to handle.

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

Your humor is dry and not remotely funny.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

You just need to learn to appreciate it.

[sinful-girl.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's just human women people don't understand.

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

I understand the others rather well; that is to say I know why they feel as they do, and I can generally draw my connections very accurately but -- I am at a loss.

[justshade.livejournal.com]

Who says they need to be understood?

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

Understanding brings a connection, and that connection allows me to help them to the best of my abilities.

[justshade.livejournal.com]

I guess if you want to help them, then yea you'd need to understand them.

Not sure why you'd want to do either.

[martyred-soul.livejournal.com]

I don't think we're meant to be understood.

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

But then I cannot help as I would like to!

[martyred-soul.livejournal.com]

Don't be ridiculous. Of course you can! You just have to reconsider your tactics somewhat.

[frog-people.livejournal.com]

Some things shouldn't be solved, handsome. Women are best when they are messy and mysterious. Just do your best to be genuine, pay attention (details are important), and enjoy the ride.

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

...Why is messy and mysterious a good thing? I am confused enough as it is, without adding female problems to everything...

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

It is the nature of women of any kind to be confusing.
What else fun would it be otherwise?

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

It would be simpler.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, you're still ahead of the game. Human men are generally too clueless to realize they don't understand.

[thelastarc.livejournal.com]

...Are they?

[dani-kypros.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure even we understand ourselves, but what is it you're having trouble with?

[dame-de-pique.livejournal.com]

Here's a tip on understanding women: don't generalize 'em all.