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Stay out of my ~~non-existent~~ personal life!

...Okay.

That was easy. I should yell at people more often.

That could work.

Though I'd suggest carrying around a pack of lozenges. Just to prevent any loss of voice. Volume, afterall, is key.

Scathing words are equally useful.

What happened now?

A nosey ingrate with a hidden agenda.

Let me guess, the kid trying to pimp you out?

That's the one.

Yeah, I thought it would be bad if I smacked him upside the head.

Yeah...No. *beams*

That really wasn't a request.

But you see, Doc? I'm trying to help. And in trying to help, I can't stay out.

Someone needs to get you a life.

I cleverly don't want a life. Your help isn't wanted.

I think you are a liar.

ooc: >.> feel free to hit him...whenever.

I think you're ugly.

ooc: Haha, I'll keep that in mind!

But your non-existent personal life, sadly is more fascinating than my personal life as it currently exists.

Gee, you're right. That is sad.

I'd be sadder about it if I had people trying to solicit for me (http://community.livejournal.com/sixwordstories/2537536.html).

Dry spell?

Against my will.

If it was would you be making me an offer?

It's not outside the realm of possibility.

In that case, yes. I'm desperately lonely.

Oh dear. Whatever shall I do?

Think of it as giving to charity.

Are you tax deductible? Show me your 501(c) and I'll give you a lap dance right here.

Edited 2008-03-09 17:10 (UTC)

I LOL'D

I PWN.

*laughs for approximately 400 years*