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...BOO.

Nice one.

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

I love veal!

He takes a seat and claps.

Tell the one about the unfunny creepy clone!

I'm starting to like this duplicate business after all! Now I feel far less crazy for talking to myself.

Turns out both of me are pretty awesome.

You know two you's? Other then that Mqueen guy I know the one wizard who hit on me - despite looking exactly like me.

I like the original you, though.

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For they are diabolical.

On behalf of short blonde nosy women everywhere...'Nah Uh!'

On behalf of all the men who've ever dated said short blonde nosy women...
Yuh huh!'

See? You're clearly biased!

And you aren't?

Oooh Yeah. Especially the short ones. Their scrappy.

Exactly! I'm glad to see someone knows what I'm talking about.

*holds fist up* I got you brother.

*grin*

Of course, they are fantastic in bed.

The crazy ones always are.

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Yeah? You got something to say tough guy?

*smirks* Are you holding?

Holding?

Are you armed?

You know what never mind. You guys are always scarier unarmed anyway. I think it's the low center of gravity.

*gives her a quick glance* So... Nancy Drew, how long have you been in Cali?

It's like the mafia, once you're in you can never get out.

Figuratively speaking.

Yeah it is.

We should start a club.

We should. There'd definitely be enough of us.

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